Laura, the Charity Auction Winner - The Osbournes (2002) Discussion

[–] This_person 20 years ago

Oh yeah she was creepy..she was talking to the family like she actually knew them.. "Oh Kelly..!Oh Sharon..!"

That girl has some serious problems. She says she can sing and play the drums..seriously, she looked and sounded like a 2 year old kid playing those drums. And having everyone sign everything? Doesn't she know that pisses people off? Especially since she was their guest. Ick. That girl creeped me out.

The reason they had her sing the song over and over was because they wanted to laugh! It may have made me cringe, but it was obviously funny to them. Did you see Kelly and Ozzy's reactions? Priceless.

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[–] prsoad888 20 years ago

seriously now

i say that warning so this is not taken the wrong way

but honestly was she mentally handicapped
in some way

if not then . . . wow
i cant even think of a horrible slur right now

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[–] Funkycutie111 20 years ago

It was on Sharon's show, Guest Girl bid... I think $20,000 to stay with the Osbournes. Sharon felt guilty because Guest Girl had a crappy job and probably couldn't afford that, so she gave $10,000 back, I think. What bothered me was how mean she was being to the dogs. But maybe we should give her a break, because you know, sometimes she feels like she's lost her own soul. That stupid "song" was stuck in my head for two days. That's a good form of torture, if you ever need one...

"Laundry day is a very dangerous day" Rocko's Modern Life

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[–] Funkycutie111 20 years ago

That one, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Sometimes I feel like there's nobody out there."

"Laundry day is a very dangerous day" Rocko's Modern Life

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[–] Tuxedo_Kamen 20 years ago

"Sometimes I feel like I lost my own soooouuuul"

"Don't make me go Zelda on you..."

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[–] QueenofSix 20 years ago

OH MY GOD IT'S ON NOW, MAKE HER STOP SINGING! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE OFFICE FOR HIDE BEHIND THE COUCH TV! WHY IS SHE FREAKING GROWLING AT SHARON????

Sorry for the caps, but that was the worst thing I've ever seen. <<rant over>>

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[–] EndorasBox 20 years ago

These are some of the funniest and truest (is that a word?!) comments I've ever read on a message board.

That girl was definitely a freak....and that "song" (I use the word loosely here) made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

What was her stage name? Something Darkstar??? That was funny as hell too.

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[–] owaingill 20 years ago

laura dark grey star i think

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[–] tinkerbell_shell 20 years ago

My god! Laura was so funny! She reminds me of a girl in my English class, actually. My mum and I were watching that episode and throughout the rest of the day we were both humming Laura's highly-catchy 'song'.

I would've been freaked out if I was the Osbournes. She was in there wearing an Ozzy t-shirt and going, "You don't remember me! We met at Ozzfest!" or whenever it was she said they met.

I loved it how Sharon said, "Can Laura hang out with you for the day, Ozzy?" and Ozzy says, "Yeah sure." then just walks off, leaving the girl standing there. I nearly wet myself laughing.

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[–] luceluce4ever 20 years ago

Wow, y'all are really mean. I had difficulty watching that episode because I felt bad for the lady. Really, you guys, could you be any more cruel? She obviously has mental problems. At least she's a genuinely nice person that is willing to sacrifice to help others (by going into credit card debt). How many people are willing to help like that? Probably not any of y'all. So cut it out, please. It's amazing how cruel people can be to each other. Y'all should really refrain from this kind of discourse. GROW UP AND START TREATING PEOPLE WITH DECENCY!!!

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[–] alisonamoeba 20 years ago

I just saw this episode for the first time and it really WAS scary. Some people are just incredibly clueless like that, not necessarily mentally challenged. I'm sure that the Osbournes meet TONS of clueless fans like that.

I really DID feel sorry for the poor girl, but at least she had a great time meeting her idols and even spending the night at their mansion.

I knew she was tone deaf from the first word she spoke. When someone is SPEAKING off-key, you sure as hell know they can't sing. Period. Why does it seem the most off-key people think that they're fantastic singers? It's really bizarre.

And maybe Ozzie would have let her hang out with him if she hadn't started RIGHT off with, "Do you remember me? You pointed to me...I was in the fourth row at Ozzfest last year...though it might be hard to remember since my hair was curly then..." UM, HELLO???

And reportedly that is a VERY common thing that musicians get asked ALL OF THE TIME. Do you remember me, I was in the balcony at your concert 10 years ago. I could have sworn you looked at me!

It's really sad.

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[–] elapetero 19 years ago

LOVED IT!!!

LOVED EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THAT POOR GIRL'S EMBARRASSING STAY AT THE OSBOURNES.

Not only was her singing dire, (having assured the family that she was amazing and had been singing since 16 months old. Saying that though, the song was catchy! I had it in my head for days and kept me and my friends in fits of laughter. We now have contetst of who can sing it the loudest and the most out of tune! I blatantly win everytime.

And the drums!! You may have a drumkit at home sweetheart, but doesn't mean ur good or anything. Nuff said bout that.

Not being offensive to the girl at all, but seriously, know the boundaries of social conduct not only with celebrities, but just regular people.

I think the world is safe though children, because once she watched that episode me thinks she won't be singing or playing the drums again!! Hallelujah!

Wow, I can be pretty bitchy. Apologies but haven't had a great day!

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[–] becca_girl 19 years ago

um..luceluce4ever i seriously doubt that this girl paid all that money because she thought she'd help people. i think it was that fact that she wanted to meet the osbourne's thats all.

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