here's a haiku I wrote about this annoying movie
Harvey Pekar is
a negative loser who.
works in a *beep* job,
but he happens to
know influential artist,
Mr. Robert Crumb.
Crumb is quite famous
for his groundbreaking comic
but Harvey's a waste.
Seeing Crumb's art skills
he wants to make his own strip
but there's a problem;
He has no talent
artistic skills, vision, or
creativity.
So writes his life
as the comic's storyline.
Unfortunately,
Harvey Pekar is
an angry and childish crank
who cannot see good,
incapable of
expressing the least bit of
positivity.
He makes books, gets fans
but they don't realize that
he's really a jerk.
But wait! There's a girl
from Delaware who writes him.
She is love interest.
Problem is, she's a
total bitch. Perfect match? No.
They don't get along.
You end up wanting
to hurt them both. Crybabies!
Just grow the *beep* up!
Goes on TV show,
Late Night, with Dave Letterman,
creates much chaos.
Later, gets cancer
Gee, i wonder why. Somehow
he beats the disease,
despite his worldview.
(although he should die, since he
doesn't enjoy life.)
In the end, he is
still an annoying *beep*
but now he is old.
Though famous, he has
wasted his life because of
his bad attitude.