Reminds me of me
Frank the Tank - When he goes into the party and says no to the beer because, "I've got a big day tomorrow. Going to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Maybe Home Depot - I don't know!"
Are there any other married men out there that have to do this *beep* and are still wrestling with whether or not to take the beer bong? "It's so sweet when it touches your lips! Okay, one more!"