Take every plot gimmick from every recent Sci-Fi flick...
...and hit "frappé."
Oh, and add a megaton of BS science!
On the positive side we laughed ourselves sick, which is why I'm not angry that I didn't get a 0 option in the ratings scale to describe how awful this movie is. It has no surprises, no likable characters, and such corny lines that you can't care about it. If Woody Allen wanted to do another lip-synced movie, this one would be the perfect vehicle.
"This ain't a bakery. I don't sugarcoat anything."