With as obsessive a habit as Crane had for porn I think today thanks to the Internet he would be considered a piker (beginner).
Either that or he would be running several very successful porn web sites and getting his fill of naked ladies (and making money at it as well).
But of course the bizarrest thing about the whole story was that Crane never imagined himself as anything besides a good clean wholesome guy so the idea of running a pornography business probably would have repulsed him for whatever reason.
I think it would have been something he would have been very good at...given he wasn't going to get many more mainstream acting jobs the way he was going (if he hadn't have been prematurely given the old curtain call)
Unrelated to any of this, but I've always found it interesting that Crane was born the same year as James Garner, who is still very much with us and still working. Can't help thinking of Crane when I see Garner in a contemporary role, and wonder if Crane would have cleaned up his life and returned to acting. Pointless to speculate, I guess, but I always wondered...
Actually he was scheduled to star in a made-for-TV movie, called Crash I believe, and was talking to his priest and such about rehabilitation when he was killed. Besides, that COULD be the reason he was killed, since Carpy probably didn't want Crane to clean up and stop getting him the girls if he in fact killed him (and yes I strongly believe Carpenter did kill Crane).
It's unlikely Crane would have ever returned to the same level of success as James Garner for one simple reason: Garner is a much better actor than Crane ever was. Crane could never have pulled off something like The Rockford Files; he just wasn't good enough.
That was the real story of Bob Crane. He simply lucked-out with Hogan's Heroes and achieved fame and fortune without having much talent or skill. He was a mediocre television actor (at best) with an unorthodox, dehabilitating addiction which was noteworthy for the level of sophistication it required at the time. The videotaping was just an extension of his photography which brought him into contact with Carpenter.
Even without Carpenter, though, Crane would certainly have continued with his self-destructive lifestyle, regardless. Crane's eventual gruesome murder and the accompanying revelations about his sexual perversions brought him a type of immortality he never would have achieved otherwise, making him a kind of pervert's version of James Dean.
In fact, Hogan's Heroes itself was a foreshadowing of Crane's destiny in that watching the show itself was a sort of 'perversion'. The show wasn't actually funny at all but the premise (wacky, zany Nazis) made it interesting to watch, just like the old horrific car wreck analogy. In that respect, Crane was the perfect choice for the lead role.
Billy O isn't a lizard, hes just says and believes some really stupid ideas that being most of the time. I have a pet lizard, and take that to offense.
You are so right ... even now , 7 years since your comment .. it's the same and society continues it's path of going down the drain ... Too bad Crane didn't live to see the internet .. he could have sat in front on his computer 24/7 and could have over dosed on sex and naked women ... after all .. men got to have fun .. the hell with being a caring human being .
"A man that wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough".
With as obsessive a habit as Crane had for porn I think today thanks to the Internet he would be considered a piker (beginner).
I disagree. Caruso's recordings sound thin and scratchy because of the technology of that era. Does that mean that if he had lived in the modern era, that he wouldn't have kicked Pavarotti's ass?
Babe Ruth hit his 714 home runs in an era when players' schedules weren't as hectic (no night games), there wasn't as much pressure from an intrusive press corps, travel demands weren't as severe, and a lot of good competition was being kept out of the major leagues by the color barrier. Does this mean that if he had lived in the modern era, he'd be some two-bit schmuck who never made it out of the city Parks and Recreation league?
When Charles Dickens wrote his stories, there was no such thing as word processing software. For that matter, there was no such thing as software, and a "computer" was a person who made a living adding up figures for bookkeepers. Does that mean that if he had lived today, he'd be writing infomercials and Star Trek novels?
No. The great ones are timeless. Bob Crane's accomplishments in, and contributions to, obsessive sexual excess are legendary, and they transcend any momentary fads and quirks of technology. To compare him to mere pretenders like Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, etc. is to do him an injustice, for next to him they fade into insignificance. He properly belongs among the titanic horndogs like Casanova, John Holmes, JFK; for he is their equal, he is and always will be one of them.
I disagree. Caruso's recordings sound thin and scratchy because of the technology of that era. Does that mean that if he had lived in the modern era, that he wouldn't have kicked Pavarotti's ass?
Babe Ruth hit his 714 home runs in an era when players' schedules weren't as hectic (no night games), there wasn't as much pressure from an intrusive press corps, travel demands weren't as severe, and a lot of good competition was being kept out of the major leagues by the color barrier. Does this mean that if he had lived in the modern era, he'd be some two-bit schmuck who never made it out of the city Parks and Recreation league?
When Charles Dickens wrote his stories, there was no such thing as word processing software. For that matter, there was no such thing as software, and a "computer" was a person who made a living adding up figures for bookkeepers. Does that mean that if he had lived today, he'd be writing infomercials and Star Trek novels?
No. The great ones are timeless. Bob Crane's accomplishments in, and contributions to, obsessive sexual excess are legendary, and they transcend any momentary fads and quirks of technology. To compare him to mere pretenders like Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, etc. is to do him an injustice, for next to him they fade into insignificance. He properly belongs among the titanic horndogs like Casanova, John Holmes, JFK; for he is their equal, he is and always will be one of them.
An amateur (French amateur "lover of", from Old French and ultimately from Latin amatorem nom. amator, "lover") is generally considered a person attached to a particular pursuit, study, or science in a non-professional or unpaid manner. Amateurism can be seen in both a negative and positive light.