'if something in my plane is broke-!!'
lol soz i just think that quote is really funny.
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
man the whole movie is *beep* hilarious,
They gonna kill Kelly Robinson, lol
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lmao this movie makes me laugh sooooo much. YAYAYA!!
"im blokin im blokin hes got one them white names Alan or summat!"
"Bitch is sneaky shes got long legs bitch will kick ya"
"What does BNS mean? Bitch that Needs some Slappin?"
LMAO!!!
Pantha,
You are killing me. I forgot how funny Eddie's quotes were in this movie. I am
watching it on TBS, but the last 2 quotes you have above kill me. Too funny. I also crack up during the scene where he and Owen meet each other at the airport and Eddie tells Owen to just drool a little and put his jacket on tight. Then the Globetrotter conversation is hilarious.
I know the movie isn't the best, but I still laughed over and over..
Thanks for the laughs...
that is probably the funniest line in the whole movie: "kelly robinson aint gonna be on the back of a scooter like no bitch".
that or when owen wilson is talking about spy gear and how huge his is compared to carlos'.
After fight, while getting his win tatooed on his arm:
Kelly:I'm 57-0, bout to be 58. Might as well put infinity up there cause I ain't gon neva lose.
1st guy: You might wanna retire soon, gonna run out of room on this arm.
Kelly: Come on man u been wit me for 10 years get yo head out my ass.
2nd guy: Yeah pathetic.
Kelly (To 2nd guy): Hey now you only been wit me for 2...u keep your head where it's at.
That was funny
"Man ur booty blinded!!!" Kelly
Kelly - this looks like a sock
Alex - it's a special spy mask
Kelly (after putting mask on) - MAN THIS IS A SOCK!
Kelly - tell her no
Alex (to rachael) - NO
Kelly - in fact say hell no!
Alex (to rachael) hell no! the spell wore off!
lol this movie is so damn funny!
"If u go an eye 4 an eye n a tooth 4 a tooth... u'll end up blind n toothless."
"Please don't cut off Kelly Robinson's penis!" LMFAO!!! When he talks in 3rd person like that its just HILARIOUS!!!
sharethere are so many funny lines in this movie!
my favourite is this one:
Kelly - this looks like a sock
Alex - it's a special spy mask
Kelly (after putting mask on) - MAN THIS IS A SOCK!
my stomach hurt so much after watching this movie
"I've never seen him in my life. Ya'll should take him out back and shoot him in the ass"
share"What do you know about the leafy bug sissy?"
I am all that is man
What you know about the leafy bug sissy?
I second that one.
It's just so crazy how he walks up to some random dude and asks him that lmao!
This world is not conclusion; A sequel stands beyond, Invisible, as music, But positive, as sound.
"I was raised by my grandmother on my fathers side..."
"...I'm a contradiction"
I love the ending.
After he gets Eddie's character all interested in participating in another mission by telling him about the "jelly bird" material that will let them jump out of the plane and float down to the ground lighter than air.
Owen then turns around to the two secret service agents responsible for getting the plane and tells them,
" I'm going to need the jelly ... and two parachutes!"
nice film
shareActually he says, "I need a couple jars of Jelly, a plane, and 2 parachutes."
"When I told you to go screw yourself I didn't mean for you to take it literally."
Adam Gibson
Yeah but when says, "Go head and crash it." That's funnier. But I think the funniest part is where Kelly is telling Alex what to say to Rachel over the watch thing. That scene is hillarious.
"When I told you to go screw yourself I didn't mean for you to take it literally."
Adam Gibson
Love "Like a jelly bird" and "you think they gonna care about that? theres dead body's n asses sizzlin all over the place"
shareGUNDARS!
share"You better watch yo job. Rain Man got skills."
"I'm goin' back downstairs . . . no, we in the basement . . . I'm goin' back upstairs, and ya'll got 5 minutes to get my ass in the most expensive suite in this hotel, or else TJ, or else!!!"
"or else what?"
"You know what TJ, I don't even know what else, because I don't think good underground."
"He kicked me in my nuts! How come you just arrestin' the black man?!? My nuts was kicked!!!"