The rapper movie, the resurrection of Seagal!!!
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Steven Seagal has becoming the luannching pad for the acting careers of rappers. DMX, JA Rule, Kurupt. You kno whats coming next don't you:
(Big Movie Trailer Voice)
".....Seagal.....Eminem....
he was cop who had a brooding stare and a stale acting style.....
he was a street smart informant with a brooding stare who was strangely popular with 15 year old white boys....
When a diamond is stolen by voodoo zombies in the heart of the inner city, they will have to cooperate to surive in.....
"Tough sounding nonsensical Title!!!"
opening this winter everywhere.
movie quote "Your zombies...your zombies don't even know me!"