OK, I stumbled across this film accidentally, and had to watch it just for the fact that it has one of the worst names I've ever seen (plus Steven Seagal is always a comic bonus). I was wondering what you could call a sequel to this and came up with a few gems (remember that being a bad action film, a sequel has to have a bad subtitle):
Twenty-five to dead - Time to die.
Dead:45 - Quarter to hell
Dead O'clock - Hour of death
Anyone else got any ideas?
Yea sure,
“Steven Segal: Learn To Act”
“Ja Rule: Who Put You In A Movie?”
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if nobody ever made a sequel? I think that this one was bad enough.
shareLOL! HOLY CRAP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
"Twenty-five to dead - Time to die.
Dead:45 - Quarter to hell
Dead O'clock - Hour of death
Steven Segal: Learn To Act
Ja Rule: Who Put You In A Movie?"
I just read those and started cracking up. "Dead O'clock - Hour of Death" and "Steven Segal: Lear To Act" were the funniest ones. As I type this I can't keep a steady hand, I laughing so hard. Let's hear some other ones!
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I'm watching this crud on channel 5 at the moment (cos there's not much else on). re:possible sequel names how about..?
2 to Dead: Dead in the water
(breaks into a underwater prison)
Half past dead "the prequel": The chronicles of Ja Rule
(explanation of how Ja Rule ended in prison by making crap cds)
2005 to dead: The time traveller
(steven speilberg travels back in time to stop Part one from being made)
2 to Dead: Flatliner
(steven seagal suffers from a heart attack and flatlines during the making
of part two because he's so-o-o-o-o fat, they cut pieces from his old movies)
123four5...678910...11-12 to dead: Can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
(kids from the Childrens Television Workshop show steven seagal how to make a
PROPER film)
How about:
Full Past Dead: Steven Segals Career
Have a Pasta, Dad
Half Pound Duck
Have and Have Not Dead
Half Dead Pastor
Under Half Siege of Death
Half Past Chuck Norris
Half a Laugh of Death
"Half Past Dead II: And You Thought It Couldn't Get Dumber"
"Half Past Dead II: You Will Pray For Death"
"Half Past Dead II: Baby Geniuses Was Better"
"Half Past Dead II: Where The Has-Beens Went"
"Half Past Dead II: A Real Piece Of Crap"
and
"Half Past Dead II: I'd Rather See John Goodman Naked"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you were built upside down.
Half Past Dead 2: Electric Boogaloo
share"Half Past Dead 2: Half Past Half Past Dead" - takes place half an hour after the ending to the first movie.
"Half Past Dead 3: Dead" - a prequel to Half Past Dead, set half an hour before the original movie. Filmed in a '24' style countdown, though obviously everything has to be done in slow motion to extend it to the suitable running time of 90 minutes.
"Half Past Dead 4: Half Past It" - tells the story of Seagal and Ja Rule as old-timers, returning to prison 30 years down the line.