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Hillarious but also very dangerous...

posted 20 years ago by DiscGolferPro
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I was enjoying the movie until I irresistably jammed two pencils into my ears and was within 2 seconds of pushing them into my brain during the Ape Man Disco Song, but then I suddenly got better when the ass-munching resumed.

Really bad comedy: +4
Scary implants: -1
Skankiness for the rest of 'em: +1
Disco ball faux-pas: -2
Monkeys: +1
Plot adaptation: +2
Must Have Midgets penalty: -2
No "banana in the tailpipe" jokes: -1
Ape Man Disco Song: -5
Girl next door fantasy points (Misty): +10

The verdict: 7/10
(I added them all up then threw in the "/10" because it looks more scientific)

"...and you-u-u, well you kind of weird me out."

DiscGolferPro

[–] djamesrock 18 years ago

I never really understood the whole fascination with Misty. I think Darian Caine totally steals the show. Misty is small and pale, with dull hair, a plain face and lacking womanly curves. She's not un-attractive, but a sex symbol? I just don't get it.

[–] tjantus 18 years ago

But she can act her little ass off, can't she?

[–] Nephilim-6 15 years ago

It's because Misty looks like a girl you could actually meet up with in real life. Plus she has a sweet face and some acting talent.

And I do think she has a nice body. She's adorable.

Did you ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? - Bill Hicks

[–] TheGnostic85 12 years ago

I dont think it's her looks or her body that are the main selling point. I think it's the fact that she actually has a sense of humor and doesn't have pretensions that she'll ever be taken seriously as an actress.