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Most Retarded Movie Ever?

posted 11 years ago by MrRockatansky
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If you gave an impressionable 12 year old a homework assignment to write a movie script, I imagine XXX would pretty much be the end result. Everything about this movie is retarded and Xander cage is lameness personified. He's basically just a buff Fred Durst. The dialogue is also completely embarrassing...."Video games is the only education we gots"...Really? How about reading a book you faux ghetto ignoramus.

And who the hell are all the 40 year olds who hang out in his warehouse apartment skating and saying things like "Word...Dat was off da chain, bro!"?

[–] gabby_bm 11 years ago

Yo, dog. Apparently you skipped over the beginning of the film which told audiences to turn their brains off before entering, bro. This movie was off da chain.

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[–] bond_98 11 years ago

I thought that was "I Am Sam". Didn't you hear that's the reason Sean Penn didn't win an Oscar. He went Full Retard.

[–] Ratchapakinai 11 years ago

OP watch Highlander 2. Also, It's a film. Not everything has to fit in with your highbrow notion of entertainment. You're the reason boring s#it like les miserables gets made.

[–] bilingualvoiceman 11 years ago

Machete is in it. Don't disrespect.

[–] yusef-ghanima 8 years ago

the foking bitsh is a retard himeself

[–] CranberryNoVodka 11 years ago

I kinda like this movie for nostalgia purposes and its entertainment values.

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