The most self-contradictory line ever goes to...
"My daughter was a hemophiliac. She used to be afraid of the slightest sharp objects."
5 seconds later...
"That's the semi-sharp rusty, decaying steel mill where she loved to play as a child."
Whoa, So she was afraid of sharp objects, and yet she loved playing at a steel mill? Nice...
"F-ck my old boots!"- Nicko McBrain