100 things I learned from rush hour 3
100. It's hard to do a third movie in a series right.
share99. French people say they hate Americans but deep inside they want to be just like them.
Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody.
98. Never make a movie where your two stars were publicly bickering years before filming.
97. The star from the Seventh Seal has been making movies for a really long time.
That is so true, the french love americans
shareWhen Roman Polanski isn't bickering about trashy American films, he's acting in them.
share91. Every main villain in any Rush Hour film will, in the end, undoubtedly fall to their death.
share90. The yellow pages phone book is an effective tool for suspected terrorists.
89. Paris cab drivers make great shots.
88. Always do a little dance before saving a life.
87. People in power/high places are not always the good guys. (we know this)
86. Knife throwing a in small room is a good workout.
You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
85. Every Asian person knows Martial Arts
84. Shooting a Friends girlfriend in the neck is only considered a shenanigans
83. Nuns are cool and hip.
You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
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81. Shahrukh Khan should play the bollywood verision of this movie, cause it fits their bollywood image more. Pure crap cinema with other words =)
share80)Jackie Chan can carry a tune.
79)People are so dumb that they dont see triads with automatics weapons
78)Women who are bald and wear wigs are men.
77)Chinese thugs who wear white suits are considered the temptations.
76)Chris tucker looks bad in a wig.
75) Chris tucker is jackie chans brother from another mother
74)A french cab driver can be a bad ass but his wife is even more of a bad ass.
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
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72) It is amazing that these two bungling cops can infilitrate the most notorious crime lords in the largest cities within 24 hours of taking a case. The CIA, FBI, Secret Service, etc. despite all their tools and personal just sit around with headphones.
71) Despite being the biggest and heaviest traffic cities, Chris Tucker will always find Jackie Chan within about five minutes no matter where Chris is originally.
70) Always follow the rich white guy!
69)LAPD traffic cops are allowed to sport goatees, wear and an iPod and imitate Michael Jackson while directing traffic.
68. The French believe every tall black man is Kobe Bryant.
67. To become an American all you have to is something with the LA Lakers on it.
(Is Brett obessed with the Lakers?)
66. French policeman don't care if you punch their detective in the face, as long as you dance after.
Ne parle pas aux oreilles d'un sot, il mépriserait le bon sens de tes propos. (Pr. 23,9)
65. Costume designers speak English with a French accent to their French dancers, and no one thinks twice about it.
share64) The ending involves heights
63) Red Bull IS allowed in France (reverse in reality)
62) Not all Chinese people are short
61) Carter was singing to a Prince song and not a Michael Jackson one ;)
60) This movie was just for the money
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100A. Director and Film editor of Rush Hours movies should retire soon...
shareChris Tucker is fat
http://www.youtube.com/IoandTitan
54. Violence will solve nothing.
53. As the Chinese say, "All great battles are won without fighting."
52. If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You done with that Snoopy? That dope ain't it?"
51. Being black requires a hype requirement.
50. Americans are the most violent people in the world.
49. How do you say, "surrender" in Chinese?
33. there wasnt enough of real kung fu in this movie :(
share32. If a French cabbie says that he dislikes Americans because of their violent tendencies, he is trying to mask a deep-seated desire to imitate characters in American action movies.
THE RAP CRITIC
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic
31. The Eiffel Tower has a protective net that prevents jumpers from falling to their death.
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30. Chinese triads dont use fax machines.
29. If a Chinese male needs a brother in a movie they cast a Japanese guy.
28. Cops are always looking for a man even if they with a woman.
27. Chris Tucker finally managed to pronounce gefilte fish, there is still hope.
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