The most absurd Superhero Origin in movie history
So Matt, already a certified superhero by being one thousand percent virtuous, straight-A smart and (of course) completely photogenic, for some reason shows up to what he thinks is his dad's workplace (a work site that appears to be one of the most dangerous ever created, with sparks flying everywhere, a steady flux of massive vehicles that look interesting on camera, and, oh yeah - barrels and barrels of toxic whatever sludge right out in the open.
Matt speaks to the foreman, who claims Matt's father hasn't worked at the site in months. Matt walks less than a city block away at random, only to find his father trying to beat some money out of a chef or something. It truly is a small world after all. So Matt runs, of course, to where it is not at all clear. And then the magic happens, a forklift slices one of the many, many barrels 'o' ooze, and it sprays as if under pressure at Matt's eyes. ONLY his eyes. His model-like good looks are not even a bit damaged or otherwise at ALL changed.
Then those mean old bullies from the beginning attempt to fight Matt AGAIN - despite the fact Matt is now BLIND. Truly, these are some mean bullies.
P.S. it DOES contain one of the best quotes in any movie, ever, though. Matt's father walks into the room after his son has just first realized his...powers? anyway, his inability to see causes sound to create blue recreations of his surroundings. His father begins to say "I talked to your Doctor", but is cut off by Matt who says "I'm blind. I know." To which his father replies "How could you know?" - I mean, that is some Oscar-calibre stuff, there... hahhaha JESUS - "HOW could you KNOW?" !!! As if it were difficult for Matt to discern the fact that he's blind...!
What a dumb f--king STUPID-*beep* movie.