Was Mr. Feather gay?
Just curious. He kinda acts like it sometimes. In Puerto Rico, the slang word for "gay" is "pato" which literally means "duck" (the bird). By extending that, an effeminate man is said to "have feathers" or to have "sprouted a feather" when he acts that way. So in Puerto Rico, a guy with the unfortunate name of Mr. Feather would be very unfortunate indeed.
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