Reggie: You don't have a forehead... you have a five-head.
Bucum: Shoot out the back tire!
Reggie: Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?
Reggie: 15 30 37 38 du du du du duuuuu 45 47!!!
Reggie: I'm going to dawhites cause you show me no love
Mr.Sheldon: Dawhite who?
Reggie: Dawhite around yo lip!
Thats all I can think of right now.
Can anyone else think of anything?
GGGGGG-Unit
give me the stones you black bastard
you dubious pestemistic nondescript european dick in the booty ass mother *beep* who do you think your talking too benny hill leonardo defagio
come on you mango munching mother *beep* give me the *beep* stones
you little ugly ass mother *beep* rat mouth gianny versnatchy
stones you *beep* black *beep*
My dick about this long it white boy. it takes 4 of yours to get to mine this long
lsiten bannana years,stones
I am going to put a hit on you when I get my welfare check
Bucum: You bit me on my nipple!
Reggie: Crazy? How am I crazy? Sixty million dollars worth of mother ***** lotto ticket and I'm crazy? *beep* I'm insane, *beep*
The kid: If it wasn't you, and puberty, I'd be bangin' dat out right now.
Reggie: You'll never find, blum, blum, blum, blum, a hairline like mine...
It's Bucum not Book'em
GGGGGG-Unit
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okay, i edited that post. feel better now? have gone through the entire message board, mr. edit police? thank you so much, I'm sure the health and welfare of the entire human race is significantly better now that that correction has been made.
sharewhat'chu want me to jump off here and end up like christopher reeves.... you bet not let me hurt myself.... (falls)uuhhh ... you aight...hell no i aint aight .... thats THEE funniest part of this movie... I thought I was gonna piss myself the first time I watched it... I had to rewind it cause I was laughin so hard
shareBUCUM: - STICK YOUR HAND IN THERE AND GRAB IT,
REGGIE: - SEE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY MAN, THATS LIKE ASKING ME TO STICK MY TONGUE IN OPERA WHINFREYS ASS
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I wouldn't even have done your arm like that, I woulda buried you in the ground, and stick a water hose in yo mother *beep* mouth, and duck tape it all around, and turn it on full blast, and blow yo motha *Beep* stomach up, ya *beep*!!!!! hahahhahahahaha
Let's hear it, live on news, channel six, report live, LET's HEAR IT MOTHER *Beep*!!!!!!!
" F You you little Richard lookin Motha *Beep*"
"Lotta, I don't give a damn about no lotto, I got chased by a Mother *Beep* mexican and a huge white B$tch today"!!!!
Ah, this is my favorite movie of all time!
Great movie
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(horrible accent) "I told you to do your fawking job, Fran-fawking-chesca! NO MAKE-UP!! .... You fawking twit! Bloody fawking Miamians!"
And my favorite:
"oh you don't believe?! You wanna know why I can't go to jail for real?! I just won the lottery for sixty million! I put that on everything I love! I am not bulls***ing wit'chu! I'm for real! I'm 'bout to git cold cash-thousands of dollars! I'm talkin' 'bout money so tall. All the b***es wanna fall!"
What really makes that scene is the look Bookem is giving him the whole time. lol
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"Don't tell me to 'Be cool'. I AM COOL!"
Bucum: Go head quit quit again after that!
Reggie: Leonardo Difaggio!!!
When Bucum busts up into the first house
"what the hell r u watchin and the girl comes out with a giant shotgun and bugs bunny was gettin shot at too lol
Reggie: they need to put me in chrome and put me on the front of the Bentley.
Reggie: First black president! Dum Dum da dum dum (like he's smokin weed psss)
I thought you was cool until you said that weak ass G-unit *beep* Dont do that *beep* mo more iight son DAMN
share"i knocked all the air outta my system"
shareScene where he gets the condoms for the old lady.
Reggie: what you need those for?
Old lady: these are for when i get my freak on.
Reggie: *singing and dancing* ohh shake it fast...but watch yourself...shake it fast
Classic sh!t.
Ain't nothing sweeter then a catfish doing a backstroke at the shallow end of the kiddie pool.