Maria


What on earth made Maria tell Salvatore that her & Claude were an item? She really screwed up his chance to be made in Sal's organization. She was just an adulterous tramp. I hoped she did die at the end of the game, becuase if she didn't, she'll probably be in other future GTA games messing with more men. Besides Claude didn't care about Maria in the last mission. He just wanted revenge on Catalina. I guess he wanted to kill Maria himself for the trouble she caused him.

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Simple she had a thing for old claude plus she'd spread her legs for anyone. Wasnt she also a drug addict?

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yes she was a drug addict. she as it turns out, she's just a staight up ho

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doesnt suprise me then again 90 percent of the women in the game are hos,lol

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women are hos in real life too

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Hey! Not all of us are,lol

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What?! You're a female?

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Yup & I picked the name to get peoples attention plus one movie had needledick used in it I think Porkys & I couldnt help but laugh.

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Besides what guy would actually go around under the name needledick...lol

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are you one of those horny types?

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Haha...sometimes...depends on the circumstances. ;) well Need sleepy so nighty night.

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What a tramp!

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The more I got into the game the more annoying she got especially the very last mission at the last cut scene.

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yup

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gee and I get that game this week maybe....sosomething to really look forward too especially sinces she's as equally annoying as Catalina

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well the voice actress who voices her really sucks in LCS

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Maria was a straight up ho! Plain and simple.

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Maria was a tramp, look at LCS she's so slutty

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Is there anyone she won't hit on? Toni,Claude who next?

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I love Maria. She is sexy. Sure she is annoying but would you rather be with a annoying sexy or a quite ugly chick? I do agree with Maria being a skank in LCS. I hate her voice, outfit, and house in LCS. Also the mission "Booby Prize" was really hard. But I hate that she is killed. But NukeyShay or something like that said there is a way to save her, by getting in a car right after you shoot down the helicopter. Then you have a cutscrene with you driving to the Shoreside Vale hideout with Maria getting out of the car and becomes a normal street walker.

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No...there's no different cutscene showing you driving to the savehouse. Just the same one that shows the two of you walking up the steps to the top of the dam. In fact, the audio still features her complaining about breaking a nail before a gunshot is heard. The credits roll, and after that you just suddenly appear in front of your savehouse (just as what happens if you are on foot). The difference is that you will be inside your vehicle if you entered it at the dam...and so will she if she entered it in time. But she will just exit right away, and behave like a regular pedestrian (not a hooker).
Just an overlooked glitch, I suppose. A passenger in a 'Maria' skin :) If you get out and bump into her, she won't be speaking in Maria's voice.

NOTE: if you didn't enter your vehicle at the dam, it may still be parked there. You'd need to run there to check, because jacking a vehicle would definately cause it to disappear.

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I hate Candy Suxxx. She sucks! You guys like her because her bikini is a thong, a top the size of two cottenballs to cover her, along with the boobs the size of Alaska. And she his Shrub's ho. Shrub wants to be called "Martha" while wearing stockings and high heels. I bet you also like her becuase there is a picture of her naked on the wall of Vercceti's mansion, also a mission were you can hear and see her having sex with someone.

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The topic is MARIA, not MAFIA chrispd-1.

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You know it's been like 3 months since someone posted something.

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4 pages isn't enough to devote to the Maria character?

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What do you mean?

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Well, anyways, who else thought Maria was a gold-digging, drug using, adulterous whore?

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Everyone that knew her.

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After I played LCS, all I can say is: Claude, for God's sake, tell me you PUT A BULLET IN THAT B****'S HEAD!!!

We only give her two seconds of pain, while girls like her give us eighteen years of pain.

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Maybe if Toni killed her after that f#!@*%g mission to go find her drugs, we would not have to deal with the b!#ch. But if Toni would have killed her then nobody would tell Claude about the little trap from Salvador. But still, deconspose in your expensive plush coffin you @$$!

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She's the *beep* reason Leone betrayed Claude in the first place. She told him they were an item!

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