Quotes
Quotes on cribs show you just how crazy some people really are (viz. Ted Nugent). Here are my favourites and please fell free to add your own.
Ty Law, after his hammock broke: And it broke. My friends tried to embarrass me up on MTV. When I sit on it by myself it don't be breakin'.
Marques Houston: Now, onto my rides, or as I like to call them, my phat whips.
Big Boi: This my bed, where I make my kids at.
Ted Nugent: This is our stove, where we cook up our cow and pig and turkey and woodcock and grouse and vension and mountain lion and bear, YUM!