It's too late to be scared, it's time to kill...
Chances are, no one will even read this seeing as how the movie "Poolhall Junkies" has been out for such a long time, and probably no one cares about it anymore. However, I wanted to say a little something about the movie. Why should I? I guess it's more of a personal thing, since I've read so many horrible reviews about this movie. I'm no movie reviewer or anything, but I'm a huge movie buff. And usually when people ask me, "Did you like this movie." I give them about a 15 minute speech on the pros and cons of it. They end walking away half-way through saying, "A simple 'yes' or 'no' would've been nice." So if you don't want to hear what I have to say, please stop reading now!
In all honesty, this is my second favorite movie of all time. Keep in mind that I said MY favorite. In no way, shape, or form am I saying it was one of the greatest movies ever made. Because it's definitely not! And guess what folks, it wasn't meant to be!
This movie was an outlet for Director Mars Callahan. According to his commentary on the DVD, the movie is loosely based on his life. It's a fun sports drama/comedy. No one expected this movie to rock the grounds of modern cinema. If you did, I bet you don't enjoy too many movies.
I will admit that if the great Christopher Walken and Chazz Palminteri were not in this film, I probably would not have liked it as much as I did. Let's face it, Mars Callahan is not one of the best actors in the world. I do have a lot of respect for him, but he needs to stick to directing in my opinion (If you listen to his commentary on the DVD, you'll get the impression that he's a self-centered jerk). Wait a minute, I was defending this movie, wasn't I?
Anyway, this movie is about as fun as a movie can get. Any pool player or con movie fan would love it. The scenes with the boys (Danny, Max, Tang, and Chris) are hilarious, the pool shots are awesome, and Christopher Walken's "Lions" speech is one of my favorite Walken moments ever. When you watch this movie, just watch it to have a good time! Not to rip Mars Callahan a new one for not making a movie heir apparent to "The Godfather."
And for the last time... the purpose of Johnny wearing the "Hustler" t-shirt at the end of the movie was not to say, "Hey everybody, I'm a hustler! Don't play me, I'll cheat ya!" It's a little thing called comedic irony. I don't know if anyone has ever heard of it or not, but there's this adult magazine called, "HUSTLER." You know, the font on his t-shirt looked very similar... no, EXACTLY like that Adult Magazine Title. You think it was a coincidence?
So there you go. I feel better now. Poolhall Junkies, my second favorite movie of all time, a fun sports drama/comedy, an enjoyable film.
-Vincent Lawford On The Attack