What witty item/s would you most like bringing along, if you got
stuck in the Ice Age (either the animated world one, or in real life)
and please say why, for anything mentioned.
Hmmmm..my MP3 player with all the Beatles soundtracks on it, my Harry Potter book set (or scroll set, in that time), a lifetime supply of food that isn't mammoth meat, and a TV along with a VHS and DVD player so that I may watch Ice Age whenever I please. ;)
**And no, I dont care if there isn't electricity, I'll use my magic powers to conjure up some.** xD
"The world isn't split into good people and death eaters."
If this was in the animated one i'd bring my sketchbook along with a few pencils in case I'd want to draw and take note of everything I see.
OP -
2 fur coats, 1 goosedown jacket, 1 goosedown coat.
Old Russian fake fur hat with earflaps
Fox fur scarf.
3 pairs of cashmere socks.
Diesel boots with leather insoles.
Hip flask full of Scotch
Several Zippo lighters (um- might work/might not - what temp does petrol freeze?)
Cashmere trousers
Thermal vests.
Enough medication to end it all, if needs be.
My manual, user-propelled wheelchair.
And this tank chair (until the batteries run out)
http://tankchair.net/store/tank-chair-store
Do I live in Alaska?
No.
I live in the UK & winter here can be a complete bast***
So the Ice Age would be several complete bast**** nose to tail.
& before you all jump me on account of my furs, the dudes are very very dead.
You sir, are awesome.
"It's so simple a six year old could figure it out."
"Quick! Someone get a six year old!"
Do you mean me or another poster?
Sorry - forgot to say that I'm addressing this to the previous poster, Ardith.
Thanks.
Or even Arlith !
Ah sh't, I just laughed at the first response and every matha F'CKA in the ghetto looked at me.
I have no idea, my thermal underwear and my massive anorack from 2005 or whatever and sunglasses.
Seriously, that is the worst question I have heard in a while, this is surely a parody thread.
Okay, you want me to say something witty, what witty things would I bring ? This is like "IMDB users say the darndest things" Hmm, a packet of onion ring crisps (that's funny cause in the short time I would live for I'd have horrible breath to bug me) and a pancake sandwich with butter (that's funny cause I probably would and I had one today and will continue to have them) and....my history notes so that I can...get this....look at the funny pictures of Mixie the Pixie I have drawn. And my xbox, because I am a kid of the 21st century and therefore must say I will bring my game console despite the fact there is no lectricity or television in which to plug.
Maybe I'd bring my transformers so I could briefly play a transformers episode with a christmas theme, lool.
I would bring nice summer clothes and my Blu-ray Ice Age movies.
Then I would move south near the equator where the ice age weather is not a burden, then move to the Atlantic coast and move in with the super advanced Atlanteans. If they don't have a Blu-ray player, they will probably be able to have some device that can play my BDs.
By the way, it's 18,000 B.C. therefore Kull the Conqueror is a resident of Atlantis. I am going to be best buddies with him. I would also be wise to inform the Atlanteans that in 5000 or 8000 years their civilization will sink into the ocean.
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Use the Force.
hey man f'ck you for not reading my answer from a year ago, I put alota effort into that, had to learn all sortsa new English and sh't
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