100 things I learned from Duplex
100. Mrs. Connelly's age range is from 95 to 105
99. A macaw is a parrot.
98. Never try to pick up Mrs. Connelly's underwear. She might call you a pervert.
97. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
96. Mrs. Connelly would think twice about moving back to Ireland after choking on a caramel.
95. Always try to get rid of these pornographic DVDs the hitman gave you. They might still be at your apartment.
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