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How would you kill her?

posted 19 years ago by LemonLoafer
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My question is simply this, HOW WOULD YOU KILL THAT ANNOYING OLD LADY???

Mine would be rolling her up in a carpet and throwing her down a manhole...

"What in heaven's name are you doing with my drawers?"

[–] monsterpoo 19 years ago

i would make her sniff my gruts until she died from exposure to twat fumes.

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[–] scrubbygirl 9 years ago

OMG LMFAO

[–] SilentJay76 19 years ago

> Mine would be rolling her up in a carpet and throwing her down a manhole...

Riiiight... and of course no one would see you, because you'd be borrowing Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

If I were Alex in the movie, I'd search the internet for undetectable poisons, or something. Because anything else I'd do, the cops would be all over me, considering I've already been in trouble for various other "incidents".

If I were the new owner of the place, I might just accidentally push her down the stairs. But here's hoping that I'll never have to deal with such problems. My current neighbours are bad enough...

"Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son."

[–] whitespirit26 16 years ago

I kept picturing myself tripping her and watching her fall down the stairs.

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] bklynkat23 16 years ago

I think undetectable poisons are the way to go. I'd invite her down to dinner and serve her poisoned food & drink. I'd make sure the poisons took an hour or so to take effect so when she croaks it would be upstairs in her own apartment and they can't accuse me of anything.

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

[–] BauersHere007 15 years ago

Could the cops get a warrent to search your computer and see you looked up undetectbile poisons?

I'd sneak upstairs and turn her gas on.

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[–] darielles 15 years ago

I don't have a heart to kill but if I kill her I let her choke on one of those chocolates and walk away. Then it won't seem like you've killed her.

[–] are_you_strange666 13 years ago

Realistically? An empty needle injected in the scalp...
sadistically? Hot iron to the face...

God did her character piss me off, her and the cop.
But honestly, I'd have just left right away.

[–] what_will_you_say 12 years ago

welrod mark II with a built in silencer. poor old bitch wouldnt see it coming. no one would hear it.

[–] jkc1028 12 years ago

LOL you all have too much imagination
I'd just wait till she's alone in her house, grab her and throw her down the stair.. DONE!

Love is Pain.