queezy and robbed...

...is how I felt after ingesting this sh;t stew of predicatble chunks of machismo floating in a puddle of bad acting. By the grace of God, I can not fathom how, when or why Vin Diesel started demanding 10 million dollars a film. The fact that Hollywood can successfully force feed the masses a monotone, homoerotic Jewish man disguised as an action hero, is more of a statement of contempt for the general public then it is feature film.

After I finish cleaning this horrible taste out of my mouth, I am going down to the zoo. I heard they shaved a gorilla and taught it how to wipe it's ass...oh wait, its just the premiere screening for The Chronicles of Riddick.