look what I found, I wonder if Diesel knows it :)
dudes, check out this awesome site about Vin Diesel
it's a pretty hilarious random fact generator about him :))
http://2prolly.com/diesel
awww man, that is hilarious
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This is site is quality, some of the *beep* on there made me nearly piss myself :D
"Vin Diesel lives inside the briefcase of Marsellus Wallace, and emits a golden glow when he sleeps"
"Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger."
Damn, I nearly killed myself reading this one. That site is really cool. And it would have been cool too, if I had been killed by Vin Diesel that way!
My favorite one so far (of the ones that generated while I was on site) is "Vin Diesel accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection." but that one Jettema posted is my absolute favorite of all the ones I've read! Damn, I needed a laugh and that site really came through! :) I wonder else there's a random fact generators for.
~*mizzzjulie*~
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright
These are the same as the Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Here's a link: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
The two best:
"He chooses the name for each new hurricane by killing a random stranger and checking the victim's drivers license. If the person's name is longer than seven letters or shorter than four, the hurricane is named after one Vin Diesel's illegitimate children."
"Vin Diesel can only achieve climax by killing a whore."
"Vin Diesel once *beep* a hooker so hard she went into a coma. She did, however, manage to give birth. To Superman." That's crazy!!
~Mike D. & La'Erica Forevah~
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"Vin Diesel yawned one morning and deafened all of Asia."
~Mike D. & La'Erica Forevah~
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A few good ones...Any vehicle within 20 feet of Vin Diesel will get 200 miles per gallon for the next 3.14 hours.
Vin Diesel gets high by snorting small Canadian children.
The man we know as Vin Diesel is in fact a spiritual manifestation used to channel the voice of Vin, in a similar manner of the Metatron. Hearing Vin Diesel's real voice would not only cause your head to cave in and your heart to explode, but the very words would take the rest of your body, body slam it, throw it into a chair, and uppercut it all the way to the Phillipines.
Never play Rock, Paper, Scissor with Vin Diesel; he can read minds - and he never holds back.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
There is a 51.2% chance that you are related to Vin Diesel.
It takes Vin Diesel 6 cases of beer, 2 handles of vodka, 4 bottles of wine, 3 gallons of rubbing alcohol, and 17 Tic-Tacs just to get a buzz. ( me and him have something in common )
Weeping Willows are a result of Vin Diesel yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
It's a well-known fact that Vin Diesel plays Dungeons & Dragons, but a lesser-known fact is that he plays D&D with Owen Wilson, Kevin Spacey, and Carrie-Anne Moss. Jeff Goldblum is the Dungeon Master.
Vin Diesel once went skinny dipping in Scotland. The populous caught sight of his semi-erect penis, and thus the legend of the Loch Ness monster was born.
Vin Diesel was really the main focus of the entire New Testament, however he tricked Jesus into taking the rap and hence being nailed to a stick. Had Vin Diesel been nailed to the cross he would have pulled it out of the ground and proceeded to beat the hell out of the entire Roman Empire, causing its collapse. When asked why he didn't do this, he responded by going back in time, changing his name to Vin Brutus and murdering Julias Caesar. Caesar's last words were really, "What a badass."
And the good ole...
Vin Diesel has a collection of mounted Oompa Loompa heads in his den.
they have one with chuck norris random facts. the funniest thing is that in a show norris was in they read the "random facts" haha, so he knows
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Vin Diesel's calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd.. No-one fools Vin Diesel!
MC Hammer learned the hard way that Vin Diesel 'can touch' whatever the *beep* he wants!
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