I only felt sorry for Sy. I never found him creepy.

There's so many people on talking about how creepy Sy Parrish is but I actually wanna give him a hug. There is this innocence about him that keeps him in the wholesome light. He only wanted to be apart of the Yorkin family.
I guess I can relate to him in the sense that we're both outcasts that are obsessed with being part of a family. I'm more wild and spontaneous than Sy will ever be though. I don't Sy would ever stick fruit roll ups up his butt and let a friend's dogs eat them out. I wanted to start a family with this one chick but I actually scared her off by sending her pics of me naked covered in candy. I thought she would understand that it was supposed to be seen as art but I was wrong. No trolling here.