Who jz'd on the teddy bear?


In the anonymous donor episode, who did the dirty on Sammy's teddy bear?

Larry seems the only plausible suspect, but it would be a truly heinous act even for him, and with very little motivation (getting "banned" from the house by Susie?). Plus, he seems genuine in his denial, it's not played up from any comedic angle.

But if it's not Larry, who? We're supposed to buy Jeff in his own home couldn't find a better place to do it than his daughter's room, and clean up with her stuffed animal?

I occasionally find little holes in Curb episodes but then piece it together. Maybe I missed something here. Thoughts?

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Lol. Why was Sammy so shocked. I'm sure she wouldn't know what jizz is. Maybe the dog did it. If they had one at the time

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I don't remember if Sammy sees it...maybe we hear her scream for a second. Susie sure was pissed though

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Here's how I always interpreted that whole thing.

No one jerked off on the doll. There was some schmutz of some kind that somehow got on it, Sammy was just upset that her doll had been soiled and Susie's mind immediately went to thinking that it was jizz and blamed Larry for it. Like you said, it seems too sick for something that Larry would actually do and his denial did indeed some pretty genuine.

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That's an interesting take. I'll have to go back and check -- I remember they didn't show the soiled blanket, but they did show the stain on the bear briefly, so maybe the viewer is supposed to assume it's just a little crud.

Like I said, I can generally piece together a Curb episode. The best ones are, obviously, the ones that come together so naturally towards the end -- such as The Doll. Still a great episode, but this mystery has always bugged me.

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Ejacklet?

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A jackalet?

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