Burt (right after erasing one of the ass-blasters): "And THAT'S why we're at the top of the food chain!"
One way to end up with a small fortune in the PC business is to start out with a large fortune.
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Burt:"Is your head up your ass for the warmth?"
shareJodi: "Ha, Assblaster, blasted your own damn ass!"
shareThis is actually a confusing thing with me my favorite part was where Burt said"You guys do what you do best. Find something simple and complicate it!"
But this confused me Burt had at least 1 more pistol magazine with him when the assblaster was first seen why did he not reload the pistol?
I didn't notice the extra mag. Good point (probably just an oversight --- they've had them before). But I especially like the scene where Burt gets pulled out of the ground (& the graboid), regains his composure & then says, "I prefer .... that we keep this .... to ourselves."
sharei believe he had many great lines. two of my favorite are the one when he was talking to the feds about what they do best. and after blowing up his house to keep the a$$ blasters away from the food. "What kind of supreme being would condone such ironey". i nearly fell out of my chair when i heard that.
shareOne of my fave moments was at the beginning, when Burt was wasting all the shriekers using those awesome twin .50-caliber machine-guns, & then turns to the Argentinian film-crew & nonchalantly says, "Any questions?".
share"how about Ass-blasters?"
"sounds like a porno movie!"
funny, it actually is a porno movie!
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return
Goddamn butane butt blastin' ass!
or...
Awwww I think he looks pissed!
and finally....
You do know which end the bullets come out of?....I've seen movies....
"Burt has a lighter"
Burt - "How do you know I have a lighter?"
"Well your Burt"
Burt - "Thats right I am"
Something like that.
Jack- "We can make a Potatoe gun."
Burt- "What is a potatoe gun"
Jack- " dont tell me you havent made one before."
Burt- " No, by the age of 13 i converted my BB gun to fully auto."
I thought that was great
Also:
(El Blanco shows up infront of burts fortess)
Burt- " now if you will kindly come past my fence i will call that self defense."
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My favorite line is, "Trick or treat you son of a bitch!"
sharemy fave quotes are:
jack "the universe provides!"
jodi "the universe provides a boat?"
jack "and a blue tarp. come on!"
abso-blooming-lutely brilliant!
and
jack "aww.. i think he looks pissed!"
also
burt "what kind of Supreme Being would condone such irony"
and then theres
jack "what did u use?"
burt "five gallons of unleaded"
jack "man! you really go the distance"
burt "i'm a masterpiece of self-destruction"
i think that last one correct anyway
I would have to say
Burt:"do keep your head up your ass for the wormth." Or maybe that was in the second one.
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Jodi- Oh, you guys definately need supervision.
Does anyone care for fruit..... or dessert?
-Wadsworth, The Butler
Any line, any scene in any movie involving Burt. Period. The man is a GOD!
shareI have so many favorite quotes from the Tremors films.
Tremors
Earl: Now, listen to me, I'm older and wiser.
Val: Well, you're half right.
Burt: God Almighty!!
Val: I don't believe this. Your phone is dead. Walter, your phone is dead.
Walter: I didn't do it.
Melvin: Burt, you a$$hole, there are no bullets in this gun!
Burt: Got you runnin', didn't it?
Tremors 2
*coyote howls*
Grady: Is that a coyote?
Earl: Yup.
Grady: Man, he better keep quiet.
*coyote howls*
Earl: Yup.
Grady: (carrying guns, toy trucks and all the equipment)You know, you could carry some of this stuff.
Earl: (with the seismograph) I got what I want.
Kate: Oh, the monster hunters, I saw you on Good Morning America.
*Earl looks on.*
Kate: Or one of those.
Burt: Get down, stay down and cover your ears, IT'S GOIN' TO BE BIG!!
Grady: IS IT GOIN' TO BE TODAY!!
Burt: Grady, GET YOUR ASS DOWN!!!!
Grady: Look, there's Pedro........ he stopped.
Earl: He stopped.
Grady: Maybe, he's taking a leak?
Earl:.....................that's a long leak!!
Earl: You smoked his ass.
Burt: Doin' what I can with what I got.
Grady: Uh oh, they find somethin' to eat?
Earl: What's in there, Kate?
Kate: I don't know. Boxes. Supplies.
Earl & Kate: Sweet snack food!
Burt & Grady: Rice flour!
Tremors 3
Jack: I've been listening to my inner voice and it's telling me that you and I are destined to work together. What do you think?
Burt: Well, if I had an inner voice, it'd telling me to tell you to get lost.
Burt: Don't worry, the compound is completely graboid-proof
Jodi: But, is it Ass-Blaster proof?
Burt: What kind of surpreme being would condone such irony?
Jodi: Do you think they see us? You think they know we're here?
Jack: Naw.
*Ass-blaster hisses*
Jack: Yeah!
Burt: Cover! We gotta find cover!
Jodi: How 'bout here? (showing him toilets and barrels)
Burt: No.
Tourist: You're gonna pay for that camera! (Tries to get out of the pick-up and slips)
Melvin: Damn you, Burt. And I hate that hat!
Tremors 4
Hiram: If I need a gunfighter, I'll hire him.
BlackHand Kelly: Well, I bet if you were bedding a woman, I guess you just hire someone to do that too.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.
Jodi:Ha! A**-Blaster!Blast your own d*** a**
Jack:What the heck was that?!
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