...but you know what's funny?
I saw this movie randomly on cable a few years ago. Came in right in the middle of that scene where he ties her up to..was it the fireplace? My first thought was "Woah, it's 10 in the morning...I didn't know they ran 'Red Shoe Diaries' this early". I then recognized Heather Graham. I don't hate her, but she definitely holds no special place in my soul. After a small scoff, I squinted a little and said "Woah, it's the guy from 'Shakespeare in Love'. Okay, I won't turn it off yet." A few scenes later, as the movie's full and awe-inspiring level of crappiness was unraveling, I said "Woah, this was probably his first film. How sad. Hopefully they let him live that down before he started doing other--woah." my thought was cut short when I hit the info button and didn't see 199-anything in the credits.
Shame man, a damn damn shame.