Things we learned from the Final Fantasy series

6. The Middle East has been doing it all wrong. All they need to do is have a concert and a young girl just needs to sing one slow song, and they will completely forget about what they've been fighting about.

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""2. No matter how close it is to the end of the world, there's always enough time for some leveling up and side quests." (THAT ONE IS AMAZING!)

Here are mine:

1) Small, dainty women who appear to have no muscle mass at all can be the greatest fist fighters in the world, so long as they have, ahem, "large assets."

2) The more indescribably screwed up your past is, and the more it affects you and makes you into a locked-off shell of a man (or the more of a jerk it makes you), the more likely a chance you have to land a beautiful, intelligent woman who isn't crazy.

3) It is possible in certain circumstances to have two people obediently follow you and do every single thing you do like a shadow right behind you... *cough, cough, VIII, cough*

4) Keeping a "calamity from the heavens" in a cryogenic tank in the very office building where the malevolent President threatening mankind stays (only a few floors away) is not a good idea. That being's offspring might come back to get it.

5) Never give a smooth-talking, "Southern Gentleman" type the most important task of an assassination mission.

6) Getting a more sophisticated weapon or item will grant you super-human powers and abilities.

7) Fighting in battles somehow increases the amount of damage your body can take before you die, even if you are being shot; stabbed; blown up; magically attacked; etc. So long as you fought enough before, you can take a grenade-launcher to the face and be relatively unhurt.

8) When you do die, you aren't visibly affected at all, you just fall down without a mark on your body.

9) No matter how obvious it is you are a man, wearing some ladies undies, a dress and a wig will not only make you pass as a woman, it might also make you look like an attractive enough woman to warrant a date from a creepy guy in a bathrobe.

10) Should you be transported 1,000 years into the future, you can get away with a lot by just complaining about a toxin giving you memory loss.

something i ACTUALLY learned is you dont need a reason to help people