This is the Scariest Movie I've Ever Seen. - Thir13en Ghosts (2001) Discussion

[–] moopeon 17 years ago

i agree

i felt drops of pee coming out wetting my pants seriosuly

the big ghost was so scary wow, it haunted my dreams

the ghost with the big tits was soooo scary, i think i saw her at 3:00a.m in the bathroom....

i cant see my house, thats not a house, as a safe place anymore

btw, the acting was superb. The way the actors conveyed their fear was sooo impacting that i was scared like no other.

btw, the book that ppl died for was interesting. There should be a sequel about the quest for the book... thats not a book. ITS AN ARCANUM.

This movie is not a movie.... its a SCARY REALISTIC COLLECTION OF FOOTAGE

my heart beat exactly 221 bpm. I HIGHLY recommend this to those who wants to get a heart attack. Those with weak heart.... DONT WATCH (WARNING)

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[–] monsterpoo 17 years ago

lmao moonpeon: i felt drops of pee coming out wetting my pants seriosuly

lol that's so *beep* funny :)

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[–] captain-tightpants 16 years ago

i am a huge horror fan, and i hated this movie. It felt like it was trying to be unique, but just had the same cliches over and over again. I thought the acting was very typical of a (bad) horror film. The directing (or lack of) was terrible. At least the original was campy and bad on purpose, this one was just plain bad. The fact that the day was saved by someones skills on a soundboard just shows what american horror cinema has come to.

However, i did enjoy the lawyer scene for pure gore value.

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[–] coxm-1 15 years ago

"the ghost with the big tits was soooo scary, i think i saw her at 3:00a.m in the bathroom...."

I didn't see her at my house, in my bedroom, but I wish I did . . .

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[–] seaechioh 17 years ago

I watched with 10 ppl in a house with the lights off.... let me tell you guys, we turned the lights back on.

I jumped so hard that i fell off my chair, forealz dawg

one of the guy threw up cuz the ghosts were too scary and grotesque

another guy left and couldnt sleep

another one watching blindfolded himself cuz the suspense was TOO MUCH

for me, i was watching but after the movie was done, i was shaking so much, i thought there was an earthquake

I wonder to myself sometimes, is my house a house? I keep thinking its a machine...... MADE... By.... THE DEVIL! O SHIZZ

The cast was PERFECT! the ghosts were perfectly chosen. Each one was CREEPY, like the fat ghost that ate. He eats like never done before, and was straight up SCARY! And the ghost with the big tits was SO scary that it wasnt even hot.

but THE scary one was the dude that had his face caged. WTF? He scratched so ferousoculy ( damn i cant spell cuz im shaking fkjsafn wofmdsalsd) like a TIGER ON KRACK. <<<<<<<<<<<<<SPOILER>>>>>>>>>>>>

The scene where he scratched the daughter so much, it hurt me.

WAIT>... I THINK I HEAR GHOST IN MY BATHTROOM I g2g

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[–] tommyjesus 17 years ago

yeah that ghost with the knife scared me so much.

i haven't seen female breasts the same after seeing it. i had to tell my wife to leave her bra on the night after i saw it.

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[–] varsas 17 years ago

really? hmm..the only film that's ever come close to scaring me (I was not allowed to watch horror films when I was younger) was the Ring. I enjoyed this, a lot but it was more shocking/gory then scary...IMHO

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[–] thegame-22 16 years ago

I didn't think this movie was scary, the grudge(japan)now that one was scary!

Got you!

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[–] varsas 17 years ago

really? hmm..the only film that's ever come close to scaring me (I was not allowed to watch horror films when I was younger) was the Ring. I enjoyed this, a lot but it was more shocking/gory then scary...IMHO

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[–] lysergic-acid 9 years ago

Same here. It's a disturbing movie, but the Ring is much scarier (also the only movie that really creeped me out, even though I watched it in a theater full of people). Still, Thir13en Ghosts is one of my favorite horror films.

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[–] dex_90 17 years ago

WTF are you guys all like 10? I watched it in High Def on a Projector alone and I thought of it more like a Comedy than a Horror Movie, ES or Sixth Sense was scary but not this ^^
Only thing that made it good was the full frontal ghost nudity and the daughter :P

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[–] Furious_is 17 years ago

Not scary, not at all. The make up was way too over the top. I didn't jump once. Terrible acting, terrible plot. Just plain bad. 1/10

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[–] jubinell 16 years ago

uhh....you guys realized these people are just kidding right?

Danorma
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[–] khbizkit9 16 years ago

I am going to have to agree with dex. I saw this movie when I was like 16 and somewhat scared of horror movies. I had no bad dreams or scary thoughts after seeing this. Don't get me wrong, I was entertained, just not scared. Although some people thought I was stupid for being scared from House on Haunted Hill.

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[–] brundon 16 years ago

This movie haunted me when I first saw it when I was like 12 or whatever

I remember watching it like 3 times within a month and being scared everytime

It was just on the movie channels yesterday and I like the movie still just didn't freak me out although that guys with the spikes through him is pretty scary so is the jackal

just wont give me nightmares or anything anymore

lampa

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[–] ollie501 16 years ago

Can you fill me in on what "ES" stands for.. my brain has gone on strike! Cheers :)

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[–] monsterpoo 17 years ago

yeah this movie gave me the sharts worse than any movie i have ever seen. it even scared me worse than the blair witch project. i kept thinking about the juggernaut at night when i needed to pee, it made midnight toilet visits bloody terrifying for me. scared the absolute snot out of me.

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[–] ClarkF1 17 years ago

This film sucked big time.

Totally OTT and completely non-scary. OTT make-up and bad acting made it what it is. A mess, a big mess.

I also found The Exorcist one of the funniest films I've ever seen. I don't get scared easily.

I feel sorry for the people who played the ghosts having 17 hour days, a large portion of which was putting on the make-up and prosthetics.

I'm glad it was only 90 minutes long.

ClarkF1

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[–] Jose_Accent_On_E 10 years ago

I also found The Exorcist one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

Looks like Beetlejuice is posting on IMDb...

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[–] Mad_Max85 17 years ago

LOL this was one of the funniest threads i've ever read.. I really hope all of you guys are joking. if u are, stupid me for ruinin the joke.

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[–] spartacus533 17 years ago

are you all taking the pi-55? This was the most unscary film, there wasn't a single jumpy scene in the whole film. Wanna see a scary film, see Shutter!

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[–] Hazzer_99 17 years ago

Hey man, I just gotta say that I totally agree with you. I'm not an avid horror fan, I just enjoy a good scary movie as much as the next guy. So unlike tons of douche bags who pick this movie apart for being clichéd or unconventional or whatever the hell they are all bitching about, I just watched it as I do any other movie, not excepting anything and with an open mind. And did it half terrify me! It's not nightmares that gets me, but walking about my house in the dark later that evening just *beep*ed me up! I couldn't stop thinking of them bursting out the shadows, especially that one with the cage on its head!! Man, it left me breathless by the end. Totally awesome and totally terrifying in story and characters throughout!

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep*'s coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

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[–] Mad_Max85 17 years ago

Man..I guess i need to see this movie again..everyone is saying it was scary as Sh!T..I though it was decent but nothing compared to "the exorcism of emily rose"..that movie wasnt a great movie..but sure made me jump more than this.

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[–] Hazzer_99 17 years ago

I haven't seen The Exorcism of Emily Rose and I heard it wasn't all that good, but I also heard it was pretty damn scary. Still, I thought the second Excorcist film was also pretty *beep* but pretty scary in bits too.

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep*'s coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

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[–] bellis-2 16 years ago

haha, whats the matter with ppl. how can u find this scary. *beep* its just a movie

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[–] Hazzer_99 16 years ago

Uuhhh, if you don't find horror movies scary then you're the odd one out. If no one found them scary then they'd stop making them. I'm not saying I *beep* my pants and start shaking. It just gets the adrenaline running from the tension and hte bits that make you jump. It's awesome, I love it!!

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep*'s coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

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[–] Harley-Quinn 16 years ago

thank you sir or ma'am for practicing suspension of disbelief! ugh ppl bitch way too much about how un realistic movies are...shockingly enough movies are in fact not real ppl. oh well. anyways in regards to this movie didn't really scare me but i sure do love it to bits.

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[–] Hazzer_99 16 years ago

lol, suspension of disbelief is a film buff's best friend!

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep*'s coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

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[–] TheEmoHunter 16 years ago

That may be true, but have you seen A Sound of Thunder? It's impossible to suspend disbelief when the special effects appear as if they never made it past pre-production.

Jesus Lol'd.

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[–] drhawkensteinmd 16 years ago

the look of the house was impressive and some of the ghosts were scary enough, but its really the kinda movie that you could go without seeing. 13 ghosts' acting was pretty bad and it had a weak cast, it just seemed like they picked all the wrong people for the living roles, although the lawyer passed as a dickhead, and shannon elizabeth is pretty hot. i think tony shaloub as the lead in this movie was the big mistake though, he just wasn't right for it. the movie is visually pleasing at times but thats about all it has going for it.

3/10

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