In the year 2000...


In the year 2000!

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seems like such a long time ago now.

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In the year 2000, Computers will finally be able to simulate human feelings. Unfortunately, the only one they choose to act on is 'horny.'

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In the year 2000...

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In the year 2000, Everyone on earth will become flesh-eating zombies. When the flesh is all gone, they will be dirt-eating zombies. Hence after that, some will reluctantly go to the Olive Garden.

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In the year 2000!

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In the year 2000, Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.'

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In the year 2000...

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In the year 2000, The makers of Camel cigarettes will angrily deny charges that they're targeting kids with the new character in their advertising campaign, Smokemon.

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In the year 2000!

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