love this movie!!!

How could anyone not like this movie!!!!!!!!

Any movie with Tony Hawk, Gene Simmons and Vanilla Ice in it is clearly brilliant. Anyone who doesn't like this, must not know anything about comedies and funny movies: Funny movies are ones which don't have any kind of coherent plot, where the scriptwriters decide to arbitrarily include idiotic non-sequiturs purely to facilitate the inclusion of whatever supposedly funny "gags" they came up with during a recent benzedrine binge, and where the producers include the maximum number of washed up celebrities to try and mask the lack of writing or acting talent.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It's utterly crap. The only enjoyment that can be gleaned from it is if you wanted to see what happens when a terrible script, a terrible cast, and an uncaring crew combine.

I mean, could someone please explain to me how the entire population of the neighbouring jail suddenly appeared at the school dance?
Or maybe why "Dizzy" (it pains me to write his name, Dizzy Gillespie must be spinning in his grave) is allowed to enter and exit the jail as he pleases in order to learn how to fight (kick him in the balls and knee him in the face, an unstoppable combo)?

And to the morons who have defended this movie as "parody", perhaps a lesson is in order:
Parody (n) - a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing.
Nope, this film isn't parody. It's not in the slightest bit humourous.

I've steered clear of the four letter words which would probably better explain this movie, but it hasn't been easy...
The horror.