One of us is wearing a pushup bra
It's lacy, it's cute, it's padded.
shareWe trained him as a joke on purpose LMAO
Maybe not verbatim, but it was super funny.
"Guys like you don't die on toilets." Mel Gibson-Riggs, Lethal Weapon
my nipples look like mik duds
shareBut first, a joke: what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
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"I'm sorry, but.." is a self-contained lie.
Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal, or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel.
"Badgers? Badgers?? We don't need no stinking badgers!"