Why this movie is 10 out of 10
Reasons why this movie is the best movie ever.
1) A hooker falls insanely in love with a clone
2) Van Damme eats an unpeeled banana
3) Van Damme jips his pants
4) Jake - should have been named Frank, for reasons best unsaid
5) We sang the Cool Runnings song while watching it
6) The lines: "What happened" "I kicked the *beep* outta him"
7) Credit reel that read Pimp #1 and Hooker
8) We watched the whole movie and dont know the villians name
9) We called the villian Tommo
10) My college exams are tomorrow and I stayed up til 2 o'clock in the morning watchin this movie
It was worth it!!!
Beat that Godfather
ps. The clone, we called Tommo2