The REAL ending - unedited version
Mother: So why were you with Jerry out in the middle of nowhere?
Daughter: I was there to meet some other man who gives me candies shaped like porcupines. He had a black station wagon. I wasn't there with Jerry. I didn't even know Jerry was there.
Mother: So Jerry didn't kidnap or rape you or anything? Cause I sort of just assumed he did.
Daughter: Uh, no.
Mother: Oh.. okay.
Mother: So why were you with my daughter out in the middle of nowhere?
Jerry: Well, your daughter told me she was meeting with some other man, and I was staking out your daughter's kidnapping. There were at least 8 police officers there with me, you can ask them yourself.
Mother: I see. I guess the ending to this movie is really stupid and doesn't make sense.
Jerry: Yes. Maybe it was good in the novel as an ironic twist or something, but it didn't work in this movie, because people just aren't that stupid in real life.