Beware Dora!

So Dora darling, you've reigned over the Nick Jr. audience for quite awhile now eh? Well don't get too comfortable my fat-headed friend, because as we speak there is a new crew rolling into town ready to sweep that crown right off that enormous head of yours. They go by the code name "Wonder Pets" and I'm afraid you don't stand a chance! Tuck the turtle, Ming Ming the duck and their all knowing, all seeing leader Linny the Guinea Pig are winning your one time adorers over using repetitive songs and Teamwork. Soon their faces will be splattered all over birthday cakes and t-shirts. Parents will maul each other trying to get the last Tuck Talking Turtle off the shelves at Christmas time. Yes Dora, enjoy your time in the lime light while you can, because soon it's the bottom of the barrel for you, and with that gigantic head of yours, you will sink fast. Muahahahahaa!