Favorite Murphy quotes
"I do know the Golden Rule F-ck the Gold"
"Just think of us as the Osmonds only we don't f-cking get along"
"CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY F-CKING PHONE CALL"
LOL
To be the man you'lll have to beat the man
- "Do you recognize me now? 'Cause I recognize you."
- "He's got the lingo down."
Cop-"Are you traveling' alone?
Murph - "Not unless you count team spirit"
Pork Chop, Pork Chop!
Greasy, Greasy!
We beat their *beep* team,
easy, easy!