I had a dream last night
All of a sudden, while in a toilet, Elizabeth Hurley appeared behind my back as the Devil. Screamed a bit. God damn it if I was to sell my soul during sleep but luckily I didn't. I explained to her that burning an eternity wouldn't be my thing as well as the fact that I don't want to be a huge basketball player with a midget dick. She was alright with that. Free will and all that.
LOL!
"No! I'm in Touch with humanity."
-Patrick Bateman, American Psycho