Eliot, forget Alison and wish for a Taitian vacation with the devil!!!!
As long as he can wish whatever he wants, why not aim high and go for a cool A grade piece of prime rib (Hurley) instead of a cheap cheeseburger (Alison)?
It's not like Alison't incredible personality, incalculable fortune/inheritance/trust fund or limitless IQ compensated for her lack of physical attractiveness.