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Moliere: "You have disturbed ze dirt!"
Milo: "What?"
Moliere: "You have disturbed ze dirt! Dirt from around the globe spanning the centuries! *Gasp* What 'ave you done? England must nevair merge wizh France!"
Milo: "What's it doing in my bed?"
Moliere: "You ask too many questions. Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!"
Milo: "--"
Moliere: (Interrupting) "Pfeh, I will know soon enough." (Grabs Milo's arm.)
Milo: "Hey! Hey, leggo!"
Moliere: "Do not be such a crybaby. 'Old still. Aha! (Plucks crud from under Milo's fingernail with a tweezer, zooms in on it) There you are! Now tell me your story my little friend... Parchment from the Nile circa 500 BC, lead pencil no. 2, paint flecks of the type used in government buildings, you have a cat, shorthair persian, two years old, third in a litter of seven. These are all the microscopic fingerprints of ze Mapmaker. And... (tastes it, considers) Linguist!"

Vinny: "I'm gonna reopen the flower shop, and I'm'a gonna think of you guys every single day... Monday through Friday... Nine to five... Saturday 'til two. Sunday... I'm'a gonna take Sunday off probably... Maybe I'll go in for a few hours alone, but... August- I'll take August..."

Moliere: ..."Pumice ash. We are standing in the base of a dormant volcano."
Sweet: "Wait a minute. Hold on. Back up. Are you saying this whole thing could blow at any time?"
Moliere: "No, no, no, no- That would take an explosive force of great magnitude."
Vinny: (Abruptly stops fiddling with a bomb) "Maybe I should do this later, ah?"

Mrs. Packard: (About Cooky's "appetizer") "Thank God I lost my sense of taste years ago."

Milo: "Forget your jammies, Mrs. Packard?"
Mrs. Packard: "I sleep in the nude."
Sweet (to Milo, tossing him blindfold): "Better take this, she sleepwalks."

Sweet (taking a bite out of an insect-like crustacean at dinner): "Ooo, don't forget to eat the head, that's where all the nutrients are."

Milo (to Rourke): "Hey, I have an idea, why don't you translate, and I'll wave the gun around!"

Milo: "Oh. Oh. It's my descision. I think we've all seen how effective my descisions have been. How about a recap? I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the single most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who's probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out?"
Dr. Sweet: "Well, you did set the camp on fire and drop us down that big hole."




Barbossa Lives!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSzvYPuLLQ