Funniest Quote of All Time
Eugenia King--"Tell him, I hope his diddly turns black and falls in the crapper!"
shareNo no no has to be:
"Theres alot of glare coming off that dome of yours SQUIRREL NUTS!"
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nope... too bad the funniest quote of all time isn't from Ready to Rumble, but from Reefer Madness... when Mary gets shot and falls, Sally points and yells, "She fell down!" lmao u have to watch it to appreciate it
shareit should be Eugenia King- "oh I just had to kick you in the diddly again"
sharefor some reason i thought it was "why does it look like ur fingers in ur butt? cuz it is." lmao i love that part and when he creeps the guy out. lmao.
R.I.P
Eddie Guerrero
1967-2005
We'll miss you
I like "Are you gonna be a wrestler? 'Cause you have trouble wrestling your wee-wee out of your pants!"
share"Why does it look like your fingers are in your butt?"
"Because they are...Stupid"
I laughed so hard i crapped tapioca
THE BEST LINE(not the funniest) IN THIS MOVIE
"We're going back to basics to find our heart"
"Can I come?"
"No cause you don't have one"
Someone should have gone the the store to get some creame for that BURN!
"Save the Trees?...Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!"-Billy Connolly
For some reason I find just about everything that is said in the conversation between Jimmy, Gordie, and Sean at Jimmy's motor home the first time they are there hilarious.
"Come on! Give us a 'rule you'!"
"You're saying the King's really a queen"
"Crown us! Crown us!"
Goldberg: You were drunk... You puked on me!
King: Well, the crowd liked it...
Goldberg: I was your partner!!!
"Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?"
"Who's your daddy, b@tch?"
That old guy always make me grin!
"...crappin' tapioca." lol
JLT
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"A diamond upside down is a p***y
shareGordie: FORIEGN OBJECT!!!
K-Fox
Knock Knock
Who's there
Drunk Jimmy King in a dress
XD
Dad: "You wanna be a wrestler? You have trouble wrestling your wee-wee out of your trousers to take a leak!!"
Gordie: "It's not that I have trouble, it's just that sometimes I don't see the point."
Anyone who runs...is a VC
Anyone who stands still...is a well-disciplined VC
It has to be in the credits when Gordie is talking to the cashier and says: "There's a lot of glare coming off of that dome of yours anus breath!!" This film cracks me up big time.
Daviid
when they are singing to King after he tries to escape and falls into a sewer
"Jimmy King is the best wrestler...
......
......
......
... he'll rule that @@@@@@ssss"
jimmy king is the best wrestler
hes the bestler
better than all the restler
hes got class
hes really fast
hel rule ass
hel rule that aaaaasssssss!
jimmy.......
jimmy......
.....king
No no no NO! The funniest line has to be "you love Jimmy King, I love Jimmy King, We're men and were not afraid to say that we love other men!" but the part after sting hits him is funny as well "me too, me too" LMAO
shareThe best quote in the movie is simply "Now what were the odds of that happening?"
shareto me the funniest was:
wrestlings not FAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
lol his face after he screamed it was hilarious.
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"I've got three words for you baby: 9 - 1 - 1 !"
Says Jimmy King upon approaching Sal Bandini's place.
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Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the f---ing bell, you pansy
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The best quote in the movie in the movie is at the end.
Goldberg: Can you... say it now?
Cashier: I'm your bitch and you're my daddy.
Jimmy King: Rolled right off his tongue.
King: Hey... can I have a butterfinger too?
shareSean Dawkins: Give us a "Rule You" please? C'mon!
Gordie Boggs: No, no, no, wait, give us a "Be Gone!"
Jimmy King: How bout this... GO GET MY DAMN BEER YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!
the funniest line is.
gordey: "i love that smell, smells like french toast."
sean: "huh? more like french toast dipped in *beep* !""
Gordie: "You nuns know any Van Halen"
King: "Get my damn beer, you friggin Morons"
Gordie to girl at drive-thru: "Shawn wants Brittany's taco, with cheese, Por fa Vor"
Close, it was in the drive-thru scene.
When Shawn was checkin his hair.
"Hows my hair? Finesse?
Gordy "You're driving a truck full of a$$ juice, i wouldn't worry about your hair"
"It smells like poop in here." when King is in the portapottie and granted the line itself isn't that funny, but the way he said it had me on the floor dying LOL.
shareI think were all looking over the funniest line and that is...
"You just squished my Butterfinger, baby!"
My favourite has to be " i love you mean gene" always cracks me up
shareWhat about when DDP gets beat up by king after he comes out of the porto potty
"Fatty just made you a *beep* house bitch!"
"Hey shiite boys, how's the shiite work?"
"Sorry, my aim's a little off. I've been usin' the JACKHAMMER!"
YOU HATE ANIMALS YET YOU LOOK LIKE A FCKING ANT-EATER! SORT OUT YOUR NOSE.
-lost_awards_is_back
Sal Bandini: My b@lls are in my throat... my prostate's the size of a melon... and I'm crappin tapioca. I feel like a kid again!
Everything is everything... and it's ALL good!
"WRESTLINGS NOT FAKE! I mean, I like wrestling."
Rolling on floor Laghing when i Heard that.
"Give us a rule you."
"No wait..Give us a begone."
"How about...GO GET MY FRIGGEN BEER, YOU STUPID MORONS"
Got to be.....
Gordie's dad: What do we have here?
Sean: Those are my nuts!
Comedy gold!!!
love the part when sting hits sean for saying he loves him them gordie say "me too hit me next" hilarious part.
shareI'm surprised no one mentioned these:
Jimmy King: Wakie Wakie, Hands off Snakey!
Sal Bandini: Apply pressure until you hear cartilage snap, or they crap in their pants.
Also, two on the blooper reel crack me up:
[when Gordie's talking to the Cashier] "There's a lotta glare comin' offa that dome of your's, booger face!"
[when the scene where Eugenia kicks Jimmy in the diddly plays repeatedly] "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I always love when Mean Gene asks The King "Do people think I'm sexy?"
Or when Gordie screams "This isn't even a pay-per-view!"
JLT
(when King is crying on the ground after Sal cracks him in the nuts when he was playing possum) King: "its treachery! its treachery!"
I agree with this one. share
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this is my favorite set of lines
Gordie: Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.
Sean: Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.
Gordie: Uncle Billy sucks!
Sean: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
Gordie: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!
Sean: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A,
Cashier: What do you want BOOB!
Gordie: Purple Sugar Slush, KING size.
Cashier: That'll be a dollar twenty six.
Gordie: Dollar twenty five, that's all I got.
Cashier: Well that's just not good enough now is it you little boob. You little Jimmy the King fan boob. Ah Jimmy King's a big fat loser, he's a sissy in tights.
Gordie: There's alota glare comin off of that dome of yours, SQUIRREL NUTS!
Cashier: (Slaps head rapidly) Listen sunshine, I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whoop ass on ya boy, YEAH!
Gordie: Bring it on. AHHHHH!!!!!
Cashier: AHHHH!!!
I'm awesome, you're not, have a nice day.
"Go count your money ya midget"......and
"Now here's a move that we've seen before.Very familiar.Diamond Dallas Page,Motioning to the crowd that it's time for the Diamond Cutter"..*gets kicked in balls*
The WaRLoCk
'And when you died...' talking to Jimmy's Father
When he's drunk in the motor home
'JIMMY KING!!'
"Yeah baby...."
'I'm going to get that boy a damn good dentist'
'time to train for this freaking death match... No god damn way baby'
"Was it this one? or maybe this one?"
'No it was this one *Hands her the drink*'
Seen that movie so many times. Very big fan of Platt
JIMMY KING
HE'S THE BEST WRESTLER
BETTER THAN ALL THE WRESTLER
HE'S GOT STYLE
HE'S GOT CLASS
HE'LL RULE AA-
HE'LL RULE THAT ASS
JIMMY
BA-DA-BOP
KING...
what do you want, BOOB?
purple sugar slush. KING-SIZE.
that'll be a dollar twenty-six
DOLLAR 25, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
well, that's just not good enough is it, ya little BOOB, YA LITTLE JIMMY THE KING FAN BOOB! JIMMY KING'S A LOSER!! HE'S A SISSY IN TIGHTS!
THERE'S ALOTTA GLARE COMIN OFF-A THAT DOME OF YOURS, SQUIRREL NUTS!!!
lol rotfl