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Micheal Davis sent me that from his script, except it also includes the voice overs. I'll put it in here. There's a little more in it then what you have.

Alex,

My producer forwarded your e-mail... I've cut and pasted the hero's
speech form
100 Girls from my screenplay program. Unfortunately, it has scrambled
a bit..but hopefully you can make it work...I've updated some of the
references
in the speech when I shot the film..unfortunately, this script doens't
reflect changes.
Perhaps you can watch film again and update this text.

Thank you for watching the movie.

Check out my other films Eight Days A Week, 100 Women...
and next fall Monster Man.

Best,

Michael Davis
writer/director 100 Girls


MATTHEW
(v.o.)
I had learned something from Rod's groinular fixation. His horror
really was my horror too. It was every man's horror. Deny it we may,
but we are all afraid of women...every single one of them. Time had run
out. Finals were in a week. Soon, everyone would be leaving the dorms
and next semester some would relocate to off campus housing. If I had
any hope of finding my kismetic destiny, I had to face my greatest fear.
EXT. THE GIRLS DORM -- NIGHT]
He stops in front of the girls dorm. All the girls windows are lit up
like rectangular jewels. Matthew is facing the biggest fear of all: 100
girls. This is where we first found Matt at the opening of the story.
MATTHEW
(v.o.)
I went to the "Virgin Vault" and I declared my love in front of 100
girls. I explained everything I had done for my kismetic destiny..
One by one girls start coming to their windows and listen to Matthew
give his speech.
MATTHEW
(v.o.)
My speech must be my Sistine Chapel. My Ninth Symphony. My Citizen
Kane. My words needed more redemptive power than Nixon's "Checkers
speech." It had to be more miraculous than Franco Harris's Immaculate
reception. I used impressive words like destiny, soul mate, and
yearns. It takes a big man to yearn. I poured my heart out.
Matthew opens his heart to all of the girls.
MATTHEW (cont'd)
Without you, I am as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a
highway. I have gift anxiety even though I don't know when your
birthday is.
One by one girls started coming their windows.
MATTHEW
We can have perfect days spent shopping and cooking together. I swear I
will never make wisecracks when you scrape the tires against the curb
while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I will clean
the toilet at least once a week. I will even do it with my tongue if
you ask.
The girls are enraptured by the speech. Matt is on a roll. This is the
most romantic speech of all time.
MATTHEW
I will strike "hooters" and "love rocket" from my vocabulary. I will
love you even if your name is Mimi but it has to be pronounce Memee. I
promise to only pass gas underneath the covers and only in the direst of
circumstances. I will go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy a
red sports car when I hit my mid-life crisis. I am willing to go to
visit your parents every other weekend even if your mom is a big witch
with a capital "B." And we'll never put your folks in a nursing home but
they can come live with us.
One girl gets teary eyed.
MATTHEW
I give a declaration to separate whites from colors and learn the
mysteries of cold water and hot water wash. I will never huff and puff
while waiting for you to put on your make up. If you are a cat person,
I will never point out that a dog can save a human from drowning but a
cat can't.
Every girl in the building is listening to him now.
MATTHEW (cont'd)
I will happily go to see chick flicks like Pride and Prejudice. I'll
make a point to try new foods like okra gumbo and I promise never to
curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having
cheese put on it.
Matthew gains confidence.
MATTHEW
I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask "does my hair look okay." I
promise to bring new meaning to the word cuddle. I will be thoughtful
enough to read your horoscope. I'll never throw away the birthday cards
you give and I will actually write letters to you if we're apart. I'll
never expect you to know where I set my car keys and I'll never ever
leave my socks on the floor.
Matt winds up for the finish.
MATTHEW
With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I will start
wearing those faggy male bikini underwear if you want. My belly button
will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. There
will be no lapping at it like an over excited puppy. It will be the
most intimate, passionate contact you have ever experienced. I declare
now I will die for you and if you fail to come to me now, part of me
will surely die.

Thanks so much. I was looking for his monologue for such a long time. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy - in a tough way.

"I don't know about what happened... because once you start writing, it ALL becomes fiction."