The Top 5 should have been...
1. Miss Hawaii
2. Miss California
3. Miss Texas
4. Miss NJ
5. Miss Rhode Island
Then with Miss NY doing her lesbian rant.
The principal pageant girls should have been in the top 5 to add more suspense which girl will get the crown and possibly get blown up and saved by Sandra Bullock. Why the *beep* was Miss Nebraska in the top 5. No one gives a *beep* about her.