They said they tried everything to kill him, but they obviously didn't try a lot of things. Like melting, decapitation, cutting him into several different pieces and encasing each piece of molten steel then sinking each piece into different oceans around the world hundreds of miles from each other. There's plenty of *beep* that could be done to permanently disable Jason.
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I have no idea. It would be simple enough to grab a blade and slice his head off but like in these movies, they don't even try.
shareProbaly had to do the legal ones
shareThe teenagers were too busy having sex to attempt anything that would solve the problem. Then they died.
shareCould've just chucked his asrs into space. Of course, they'd have something stupid happen, like him landing on Mars, even in the vastness of space, which would be like hitting a free throw from Houston to Sydney, Australia. He'd 'hitch a ride' back to Earth on some funky space probe, and start killing all over again.
Of course, being who he is, he'd somehow survive the vacuum of space like it was nothing.
The Jason nonsense needed to end, as far as I"m concerned.
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When we're thinking about our own brain, would that be a mental paradox??
I know, right? And I always thought of something that they could've totally done to Jason, to instantly make him not a problem anymore. Just cut off one of his legs. Boom. DONE haha. Now he's not chasing after anybody ever again. =)
shareThis movie establishes that Jason has the ability to "regenerate lost and damaged tissue", so cutting off his leg wouldn't be a permanent solution.
shareThe law only allows for certain methods of execution, and those vary from state to state (and some states don't allow execution at all). None of the methods of execution that you mentioned are legal in any state, nor would I expect them to become so in the near future that the beginning of this movie takes place in.
shareWhat if... ok so they freeze his whole body in liquid nitrogen, then when he is frozen solid, drop him off a building so he shatters, then thaw the shattered pieces and feed them to animals at various parts of the world, then wait for the animals to poop him out, then collect the poop, freeze it again, then shatter the poop, then burn the poop that was made from Jason which the animals ate.
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I am not done. So then they take those poop ashes and throw them on someones windshield, then take the car through a car wash, then collect the ashes out of the grease trap in the car wash, so the ashes would be mixed with soap and water, and dump that mixture right into like a smelting pot like how they melt down gold, so now the poop ashes are fried and mixed with solid gold jewelry.
shareNot really. They literally blew him to pieces in Jason Goes to Hell and he still eventually came back.
Freezing him actually kept him from killing for 400 years. It wasn't a bad idea.
I would say it was a very good idea, he isn't dead so he can't just reincarnate in whatever variety of ways he does it. He is just suspended.
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