Aitch was hilarious

Cavan Kendall, the British actor who was always on British TV, was a perfect choice for Aitch, the funniest character in the film. It's such a shame he died so young (at 57). He was always a scream on the tele, but he really delivered some good lines at the end of the film when he invents the idea of a chemical hair treatment that never has to be recut, it just keeps the hair combed and styled in a permanent state, unless treated with a marketed antidote.

Look, with this pill, they say you take it and that's it.

Your hair don't grow, you don't go bald, it stays the same.

You have your hair cut once, in whatever style you want,

and it stays like that for the rest of your natural life.

It's revolutionary.

What if you get fed up with your style, you berk?

Ahh... Well, that's where the antidote comes in.

- Oh! - Smart-arse.

The whole process is reversible.

You just take a different pill.

Now, I'm not saying this is gonna happen next year

but it will happen, it's definitely coming.

Hairdressers are *beep* themselves.
They did a test with three monkeys, right?

Gave 'em all a Beatles-style haircut.

They've been living with that cut for the past two years.

And apparently, they're very happy with it.