Mine has to be for some strange reason when aitch says 'Don, the steak was enourmas, size of it couldn't finish it' and also 'Handsome *beep* weren't he? Bloody Adonis!' Both these lines make me wet myslef with laughter and I'm not quite sure! But then again I mental.
Which will it be? Lets get decadent.
My favorite is, "He touched my front bottom"
I find that line so hilarious. Poor Don, so afraid to use improper language.
'There's a boy looking at us'.
I don't know why, but that made me laugh out loud. Maybe it was because it was off the back of a tense moment, where Gal is refusing to give in and has to use harsh language to deter Don from pressing him further. A dark and funny moment all wrapped into one.
Plus 'Off to sunny Spain Don, see yer Don, sitting like a fat blob by the pool. Do you think I'm really gonna have that' lol
There's a *beep* will. And then there's a *beep* will. There's a *beep* way. And then there's the *beep* way.
shareOP -
Has to be Ben Kingsley's combination of 'no' & the F-word - brilliant.
I've tried to recreate it - the line, not the scene - many times, but never quite pulled it off. . .
In all honesty this film should have won an Oscar for its screenplay, it's a work of art. Not so much that it has memorable lines, the entire script is memorable. It also helped elevate the performances of all the lead roles which IMHO were on an equal footing of excellent, not just Bens. They all brought their A-game.
shareNot my favorite line because it isn't a line but my favorite part is the end credits scene where the camera cuts to under the swimming pool where the devil has Don and Don just looks at him and goes...Pfff! I almost fell off my chair laughing.It just summed his whole character up.
Lucca Brasi sleeps with the fishes!!!
You're right sir it's very serious I've been here for 5 hours.
share"You f--ing Dr White honkin' jam-rag f--ing spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the f--ing ground I promise you!"
Of course the best part of that scene is Aitch immediately looking the other way. Hilarious.
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Dee: Can I get you a drink?
Don: YEAH! You do that! You scheming khunt! See if the ladies let you try one of their panty girdles! Yoouuuuu
Gal: Don!
Don: SHU'UP!
Back off! ... Way off!
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