Mine has to be for some strange reason when aitch says 'Don, the steak was enourmas, size of it couldn't finish it' and also 'Handsome *beep* weren't he? Bloody Adonis!' Both these lines make me wet myslef with laughter and I'm not quite sure! But then again I mental.
Which will it be? Lets get decadent.
Mine is " Why is that goat stairing at me"
shareDon: "Shut up, *beep* You louse. You got some f*/ckin' neck ain't you. Retired? *beep* off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a f*/cking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat b*/stard. You look like f*/cking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?"
Ben Kingsley should have got an oscar for this fim.
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Spot on !!
Ben Kingsley proves again that he is one of the truly great actors !
He most definitely should have won an Oscar for this role, a role that very few actors would have even been game to attempt. He produced a character in Don Logan, that will long be remembered as one of cinema's most vile creatures.
I'm jealous you beat me to that line but it is a classic. I can't watch that part without laughing. Cheers.
sharegenious lol
shareAgreed; the Idi Amin line is hilarious. I also love the machine gun delivery of "no"s.
sharetotally agree with that one (You look like f*/cking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? LOL!!)
shareDon: "You're the problem! You're the f/ckin problem! You f/ckin Dr. White, f/ckin jam-rag, f/ckin spunk bubble. You keep looking at me Aitch and I'll put you in the f/ckin ground, promise you!" Best insult I've ever heard in a movie.
No Sparkling Wiggles here!
"You've got lovely eyes Dee-Dee, never noticed them before, are they real?" Genius. Okay I have to cheat, I love the part where Don says "I look forward to seeing her when she's 70, see if you can still cum in the *beep* with a face like a wrinkled prune" Great.
shareyeah that line lol "You've got lovely eyes Dee-Dee, never noticed them before, are they real"
share"Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!!!"
shareI'm really in love with that scene where Kingsley makes up the story about being sexually assaulted on the airplane. He was so great in that scene.
share"Insinuendos"
"Is your middle name 'ungrateful' or what?"
"Is there even a school just called Boston College"?"-jayz4all
"You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?"
Im with Jason.
" Why is that goat stairing at me" cracked me up the first time I watched Sexy Beast
that or "We could make a *beep* suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard."
There are too many to choose, as a film its good but Ben Kingsley is insane in this film.
Mines gotta
' here come the gay brigade '
or
' she tried to stick her finger up my bum, i hit the roof as you could imagine '
just a legend
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Gal: "Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry and egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic."
shareThere are a bunch of them, but one that made me really laugh is during the hunting scene when they were walking back and Aitch spots that bunny rabbit. He takes aim with that cannon of his from just a few away as the bunny is sitting still. Gal pleads something to the effect,
"Come on Aitch, its just a tot."
Aitch responds something to the effect, "Well that's his problem now isn't it."
gal: look, im jus gonna hav to turn it down
don: no, your jus gonna have to turn it YES!
brilliant
"I'll make it easy for you, yes or no?"
"No"
"Bo11ocks, yes, you're doing it"
Something like that.
Or the end bit where Teddy asks if Gal has change for a £20 - lmao cracked me up.
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Great film. A friend of mine and I would often great each other with Don Logan's first line of dialogue: "Gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me, I'm sweating like a *beep*
(its a London thing - we have quite a liberal use of that word)
It really is a classic film with so many wondeful one liners and dialogue.
Which will it be? Lets get decadent.
"and I'm sure he's not representative of all the Spanish people"
It's the innocent little voice he says it in. Fantastic film.
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"Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing."
shareMine and theres a few is when he walks off the plane turns and said "I HOPE THIS CRASHES" apart from that the part of the film when Gal saids he thinks that Don came here for Jackie and Dons reaction "you what... REPEAT. your astonishing this amazing I find this astounding"
Brilliant dialouge
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Where here is a fecking will, there is a fecking way!
shareChrist, this thread is funny - makes you realise just how good the script was. All the ones previously mentioned are classic. I'll add:
"He touched my... front-bottom"
"It was the one with the ginger hair"
"H, I'm paying for your meal..."
"H, I *ucked her"
"Yeah well, now I'm *ucking you" *SLAM*
Best line has to be "you're just gonna have to turn this opportunity yes" hahaha or "No...no, no no no no no no no no no no...you've made me look a right Mr Confused...what's he doing" or "yes, yes yes yes" bloody cracks me up
share
"You're at the Grosvener. Your name is Roundtree. Like Smarties. Like Shaft."
take pleasure in how far you've come
i like the part when ben kingsley is talking to himselfin the mirror
im not having that
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious
Yeah reignofwalrus, that's bloody class
share"How far's the sea?"
"She put a question to you. Which was?"
"You 'eard!"
"Gal I've missed my plane, I'm stayin' the night. That alright with you?"
"That's nice that. Nice and cold."
"I quite...quite liked 'er."
"I would like to leave now! This minute! Get me a taxi!"
"Yeah I will in a minute, when I 'ave a pisssss"
"Bit remote innit? Bit cut off"
"Safety deposit boxes. Late 70s"
"Watchin' telly. Ooze this?"
"Whatever stinking thoughts are going on inside your head, I don't wanna know. Cos they're so DISGUSTIN!"
"I 'ope this crashes!"
"I felt hands on me. Someone's touched my front...front bottom. I went all cold..."
"If yer like, not fussed"
And the best of all
"Malky, yeah he's alright, he's Malky innee, dunno, you'll have to ask 'im" "You patched things up?" "Sup to him innit"
Don: I f cked Jackie. F cked her. Ask her, she'll tell you. I f cked her.
Aitch: Yeah, well, I've f cked you now, haven't I?
In this town, I'm the leper with the most fingers.
"Not this time Gal, not this *beep* time! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no NO! No no no no no no no no no No *beep* way no *beep* way no *beep* way no *beep* way You've made me look a right *beep* A right Mr Confused 'What's he doing?' "
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'Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Yes or no? Say it.'
'No.'
'Yes. *beep* off, w*nker, you're doin' it.'
"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels." - The Narrator