The whole FEEB thing during breakfast is superb. I watched this a few days ago and I'm still smiling.
share"Candle..in the eye" hehe
shareI always love the knob gags...
[at breakfast]
"Do you have Lapsang Souchong?"
"No, it's just that I put my underpants on the wrong way round this morning."
[Richie has Mr Nice attached to his fishing rod]
"That's a whopper you've got there, Richie!"
"Thanks mate, must be because of all the excitement!"
And of course the whole "pheeeeeb" business, the candle in the eye, "stop making owl noises"
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"Eddie, what is it Shakespeare used to say?"
"Hello dear, I'm a playwright, you know. Go on, give us a snog!"
The line I found very funny was the "surname gag". Richie had spent the entire movie correcting people of his surname after they called him "Twat". "It's Thwaite" (check spelling) he'd say. Then, the attractive actress actually called him by his proper name pronouncing "Mr. Thwaite" and Richie replied "It's *beep*
Jeez... that made ME laugh!