I think so.
1. "Gas" - They get choked by Mr Rottweiler
2. "Burglary" - They get mouse-trapped in the groin
3. "Parade" - They get beaten by coppers
4. "Hole" - They fall off the Hand of God
5. "Carnival" - They are executed by the SAS after attempting to blackmail the PM
(Ending to "Gas")
RICHIE
Put it there, Eddie.
EDDIE
No.
RICHIE
Brains over brawn. We won't be seeing Mr Rottweiler for some time.
(Rottweiler chokes them from nowhere)
(Ending to "Burglary")
RICHIE
Eddie! This is outrageous! You can see my underpants! Where did these mousetraps come from! Don't move a muscle!
EDDIE
There's a note sellotaped to my knee.
RICHIE
What does it say?
EDDIE
"Sue Carpenter"
(The mousetraps go off, and they get snapped in the nads)
(Ending to "Parade")
RICHIE AND EDDIE (After pulling faces)
No! No! Help!
(They get beaten up)
(Ending to "Hole")
EDDIE
Richie?
RICHIE
What?
EDDIE
Although we, and indeed the whole BBC respect people's rights to believe in whatever they wish (To camera) because we don't want to get into the s h i t on this one, (To Richie) we don't actually believe in God, do we?
RICHIE
No!
RICHIE AND EDDIE (Together)
S H I T!
(The hand vanishes and they fall to their deaths)
(Ending to "Carnival")
RICHIE
Go A Squad!
EDDIE
"Go A Squad!"?
RICHIE
Go A Squad!
(The SAS busrst in with MP5s)
RICHIE AND EDDIE (Together)
Oh, s h i t!
(The SAS unload several full clips into their bodies and they die)
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