It came on TV while I was on the computer.
It was so *beep* bad that I felt extremely obliged to log on and give it a rating of 1/10, and make this post.
I especially hated the bar scenes with the quasi-whores dancing around on top of the bar. I thought the way the crowd so enthusiastically cheered them on was extremely unrealistic.
It is my sincere desire that the careers of all those involved in the making of this movie deteriorate rapidly to nothing.
I had to sit through it with my gf today... Unfortunately, my gf is really into chick-flicks so it won't be the first and not the last (and I survived Sex and the city - I must be tougher than I thought).
Apart from that, yes it was excruciating to see the lack of acting, casting, directing and movie value in this. The only plus (and I really mean that) was that it had some nice girls to watch, but that was all...
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I just watched this movie again and still love it. The acting's not that bad (actually quite good overall) and of course the girls are amazing to look at. It was actually funny enough and entertaining enough to sit through a second time.
I was in a Coyote Ugly bar in Panama City, FL, about a year ago, and aside from the fact that the movie version had (slightly) hotter girls and a plot, not to mention 10 times as many customers, it's actually kind of realistic. Lots of loud music, dancing bartenders, and people shouting (drunkenly) and cheering them on. I think you're missing the point of the movie: it's entertainment. And the point of the actual bars: for people to be (gasp!) entertained, in various states of intoxication, and to just have a good time. (My wife remembers very little of the experience, but I'll never forget the sight of her drinking a couple of belly shots off the hot bartender's tight stomach.) Coyote Ugly rocks!!
I agree. This is not the worst movie I have ever seen -- but it is the worst movie I ever paid to see. There is a scene where the male lead is leaving Piper Perabo's apartment and says something like "I don't know what to say." I wanted to scream out "Neither did the writers!"
I really like most of the actors from this film -- just not in this film.
Why does everyone consider this a chick flick? I'm totally into chick flicks, and I waited nearly nine years before I thought to give this one a try. It always seemed like a dude's flick to me, actually, with all those girls dancing on the bar. How was that marketed to girls, I wonder?
I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen.
Why does everyone consider this a chick flick?
I don't see this as a chick flick either. All the hot, half-dressed women, my wife would turn it off after 10 minutes.
shareYep, I agree this was an extremely awful movie. I saw this my 2nd year of college with some girls in my dorm who told me how “awesome” it was. I cringed during the entire thing and wished I had some alcohol to down so I could at least have a decent buzz to make it through this asinine movie. I honestly could not stand it. The acting, editing, and plot sucked. So much of it made no sense and just a jumbled mess of stupidness.
Honestly, I thought the owner (Lil?) was an incompetent owner, since she acted like you should just know everything. And who sprays water on their patrons, and tells their employees to do that, then gets pissed when a new employee sprays the Fire Chief?? How is anyone supposed to know who that is. And the singing on the rooftop? The part towards the end where she kept turning a 180 on a bridge or whatever the hell it was? Why the hell would anyone let that idiot drive, especially if they knew she was that scared?! So, you’re scared to perform live, so it’s ok to almost kill your father and friend...right...
I tried to watch this movie about 2 years ago, just to see if maybe it wasn’t that bad. And it was. I really was. #fail.
i wouldn't say the worst I've ever seen, but pretty bad.
cool to see Rose from Two&a half men, i guess..
I know l’m coming late to the party, OP forever_moribund, but where the FUCK do you get off calling the young women “quasi-whores,” you flaccid disgrace to the male gender? So, a woman who expresses her sexuality must be a whore? I think more to the point: a desirable woman whom you can’t fuck, unless she’ll do it for money, is a whore. Even if she refuses to
do you for money or any other incentive except for love, lust, or both, you’ll still call her a whore because your IQ score is smaller
than the length of your cock in inches, you have all the personal charm in of a Pet Rock and you have never had a girlfriend whom
you did not have to inflate.
Does your license plate read LOSER?
Why not?