Hansel or Zoolander - Zoolander (2001) Discussion

[–] deer672 18 years ago

Hansel
Smarts: Hansels pretty smart, I'd give his smartness a 90/100.
Stupidity: Stupidity? Kind of, but not really. I'd give it a 50/100
Modling: Superb modling. Looks better then that one modle I saw. 97/100
Features: Dirty blonde hair, chisled abs, perfect nose. I give him a 97/100

Derek
Smarts: He's smart, but....I'd give him a 78/100.
Stupidity: Heh. He's not the brightest crayon in the box. 50/100
Modling: Pretty good, yet weird. (DANCE DEREK, DANCE! CLAN YOUR LITTLE CYBLES, MONKEY BOY!) 92/100
Features: Love the hair. lol 97/100

Hansel wins my vote. And not just because Owen Wilson rules, either. lol

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[–] x-princess-kerry-x 18 years ago

Hansel. All the way!

~Who you trying to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?~

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[–] Rich_Sand 18 years ago

derek

Hippies...they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee

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[–] androphile 18 years ago

Derek, no contest. Way better looking than Hansel. And if Derek is an airhead, well, isn't that an asset for a model? Hansel isn't exactly an astrophysicist either.

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[–] Rich_Sand 18 years ago

i don't think that ben stiller or owen wilson look nice

but derek and hansel do

does that make sense?

your soul is stained with the blood of the innocent. look into my eyes and feel there pain

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[–] Huffman1 18 years ago

Hansel

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[–] CrumpetPie 18 years ago

Zoolander..... he's funny..... and "ridiculously good-looking"
I don't like Hansel. His nose looks funny....

In conclusion
Zoolander = Hotness
Hansel = Wacky nose

"How do the catholics do that thing?"
"North, south, east, west."
- Die Hard

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[–] jgsports37 18 years ago

derek...

the "blue - steel" is beautiful :-p

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[–] ariel22 18 years ago

5 syllables... DER-EK-ZOO-LAND-ER

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[–] mr_banana_grabber 18 years ago

Derek was better looking, I mean his spoon showed him.

I like Owen's nose. It gives him character.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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[–] dell_dumas 18 years ago

Hansel - cuz he's so hot right now...Hansel

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[–] anxiety attack 18 years ago

Hansel= Smarter
Derek= Better model

Damn!! My posts attract so many nutty B-A-S-T-A-R-D-S!

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[–] alexaw9 17 years ago

Hansel is SMARTER? Why does everyone think that?
"When I was little I was always more interested in what bark was made of on a tree"

If I ever start referring to these as the best days of my life, remind me to kill myself.

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[–] CraftyLittleDevil 17 years ago

Hmmmmm.....I'm going with Hansel.They're both dumb,but Hansel's about half a rung higher on the ladder,and I'm sorry,but Hansel is hotter.

"Some advice,okay:DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER AT CRAZY PEOPLE!!"

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[–] exclamatory87 17 years ago

Zoolander, baby!

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you had this problem with yelling in my face." -Dallas "Dally" Winston

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[–] savagesteve13 17 years ago

Hansel seems smarter compared to Zoolander, but he shows he's as dense when he throws the iMac on the ground, expecting the "files" to come out.

Whats so creepy about this movie is at the beginning, you are watching the model profiles at the awards shows...and you can almost believe Hansel and Zoolander are real models. Shows how powerful the psychological effect of glitz can have on you.

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[–] savagesteve13 17 years ago

Zoolander finally became #1 again when he perfected "Magnum". Not even Hansel could compete with that.
In the end they both retired and opened the Center for Kids that Can't Read Too Good so it was all smiles.

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[–] ooMANDYoo 17 years ago

Zoolander by far

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[–] napfeny 17 years ago

I respect Derek's career and contribution to the male modelling world.
My vote goes to DE-REK-ZOO-LAN-DER

hello,newman...

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[–] EmpressClaudia 17 years ago

Are you Kidding it's Derek all the way. It's that Blue Steel baby!

"Sammy, thinkin' a little too much with your upstairs brain... HUH?"

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[–] robot-robot 16 years ago

Hansel. He's so hot right now.
I wish there was a sequel entirely about Hansel

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